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Hate to be the one to break it to ya, Russ… But ya might want to pull back on the standards some…
Team Jimmy Joe is not an advocate getting into Russell’s pants. Getting into Russell’s pants can cause severe itching, sticky mucous, blindness in the left eye, and sudden urges to bowl. If you do get into Russell’s pants, please seek immediate medical attention.
If you do find yourself with a sudden urge to bowl, here’s some really cool bowling balls to consider.