Funny Stuff “Morty” : A really short story by Dan Weber Prev Article Next Article “Morty” It had been a long time since he had driven that truc, and he was plenty worried that the truck had forgotten him. “I’m Morty,” he said with conviction. “I don’t give a frog’s fat ass who you are, ” the truck shot back. The end. Prev Article Next Article Add Comment Cancel reply Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.