28 Restaurants to Avoid for Thanksgiving Dinner

 The Worst Restaurant Names – The Bad & The Funny

Ah, Thanksgiving! That wonderful time of year when families come together to share in love and harmony over a succulent feast, burn the trailer down with the turkey deep fryer, and fling forks across the room at your drunk mother-in-law because you just can’t take one more of here insults.

But gathering around the family table overloaded with golden brown turkey, possum bacon stuffing, and that cranberry sauce glob that makes that weird slurpy sound when you shake it out of the can isn’t for everyone. Some families prefer to visit a fine local dinning establishment instead. And for those, here are 28 bad restaurants you may want to avoid.

 

…so much for urban legend.

Kitty's Chop Suey, Detroit ~ Funny Restaurants Names

 

Mmm… I can feel the swelling already.

Bloated Goat Saloon, Michigan ~ Funny Restaurants Names

 

Oh, it looks good from the outside, but I assure you, it’s pretty dank and dark on the inside.

Bung Hole ~ Funny Restaurants Names

That must be one hot pizza.

 Pizza Orgasmica ~ Funny Restaurants Names

 

Really? How many flavors are there?

Flavors of Negros ~ Funny Restaurants Names

 

Do not order the soup.

The Golden Shower ~ Funny Restaurants Names

 

…the former Head Chef of the Golden Shower Cafe I presume…

Mr. Piss ~ Funny Restaurants Names

 

Ya don’t have to tell me twice.

Lick a Chick ~ Funny Restaurants Names

 

It’s safe to eat the sausage.

Cabbages & Condoms Thai ~ Funny Restaurants Names

 

If only I had gone to Cabbage & Condoms…

The Spotted Dick ~ Funny Restaurants Names

 

Don’t argue. It’s free.

Free Man Doo ~ Funny Restaurants Names

 

Hey… at least they’re honest.

Nasty Buffet ~ Funny Restaurants Names

 

Insert your own joke here.

Chewy Balls ~ Funny Restaurants Names

 

No thank you. I prefer to stay out here.

Butty Boys ~ Funny Restaurants Names

 

It’s My Dung and proud of it… dammit!

My Dung ~ Funny Restaurants Names

 

For those who prefer their kabobs on the overly-large side.

Moby Dick Kabob ~ Funny Restaurants Names

 

Say please…

Fuk Mi Sushi ~ Funny Restaurants Names

 

Does this mean I have a brother?

Chicken of Your Mother ~ Funny Restaurants Names

 

Orders must be placed 6 hours in advance… it takes a while to stew.

From The Chef's Crack ~ Funny Restaurants Signs

 

I hear they serve the best Snoop Dogg in the region… pho SHIZZLE!

Pho Shizzle ~ Funny Restaurants Names

 

Oh, like adding a hyphen makes it more palatable…

Poo Poo Palace ~ Funny Restaurants Names

 

…add corn for just $1.00 more.

Filet Mignon smothered in crap ~ Funny Restaurants Signs

 

If ya need me, I’ll be with the kids!

beer garden ~ Funny Restaurants Names

 

Stay away from the Secret Sauce!

Mc Wanks ~ Funny Restaurants Names

 

Isn’t that illegal?

Young Dong ~ Funny Restaurants Names

 

It’s tough out there… a lot of people are taking second jobs… pho SHIZZLE!

Ho Made Soups ~ Funny Restaurants Signs

 

Goes great with the filet mignon.

The Chocolate Log ~ Funny Restaurants Names

 

Just like a good neighbor…

My Neighbor Jerks My Chicken ~ Funny Restaurants Names

What'cha got to say for yourself?