Bad Tattoos: #500
KARMA: Sometimes ya got it… Sometimes it has it’s grimy little hands around your throat, a-squeezin’ real hard.
Team Jimmy Joe does not recommend getting neck tattoos to improve your karma. No matter how stoned you may be, please avoid your local tattoos shops. Especially avoid your local BAD tattoo shops. Getting tattoos in drug-induced haze can lead to embarrassing inkings of scary clowns on your thighs, misspelled sexual innuendos on your butt, horrible over-sized eyes on your breasts, and Steve Urkel on your forehead. Just stay home and enjoy your buzz.