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Dumbfounded! That’s what I am over 25 of the Worst Product Names Ever! Granted many are Lost in Translation. But, crimeny! Ain’t you ever heard of research? Focus groups? Hiring a real translator? These funny names for food & drink, books, everyday household items and such are just awful… But damn funny!
I reckon when yer in Ghana… ya go with what ya got.
Puke and Only Puke. No additives. No artificial chunks. Just 100% pure bona-fide Puke.
WARNING: May cause yeast infections in some consumers.
Coming Soon: My Mom’s Buttery Nipples.
This would be great for me. My sculptures come out pretty shitty.
What you get after a bad night of Twerking…
…What you get after a bad night with the Booty Goo girl.
…and for dessert, I’ll have the Baked Geriatric ala mode.
Purr… Meow… mmmm….
Quenches thirst faster than lickin’ a Labrador after it’s been runnin’ all night.
Did you wash?
What ya get when when a genius comes outta the closet.
For those who prefer tea over Pee Cola…
I can’t do it. But Mr. Brains can!
I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter: The Yoda Edition: “Butter, It’s Not”
Goes great with Pope’s Toe Pie.
What you get when Lil John and Three 6 Mafia play at a nudist colony.
For your safety… Please remain behind the yellow line.
So yer sayin’ there’s no real cock in it? Just the flavourin’ of cock? How much more for the real stuff?
So what do you do when you burn dinner? Make it into biscuits and send it to China.
Ya don’t really eat these mints… Ya just imagine you do.
So it’s in a pretty bag… it’s heavy… crunches when I squeeze it… Oh! Colon!
Terrifying Disinfectant… it rapes, it burns, it pillages the villages of household germs…
…and Voila! I am outta here!
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