Bad Pregnancy Photos Vol. I: Gun Packin’ Mommas!

BOOM! Funny Bad Pregnancy Pic

Why, when I think of maternity, I naturally think of…GUNS! Feast yer eyes on these bad heat totin’ maternity mama’s to be! Ya gotta love funny pregnancy pictures!  And these ones are Bad Ass!

“Bwaaaaahaaahaaa!… I got John Conner in my belly and ain’t no one gonna touch ’em!”

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Someone cue the “Deliverance” music…

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“You did this to me… Now stick that dick back in your pants and step away slowly…”

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“Don’t worry, dear… just 6 more months to go of my hormone raging hell.”

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Oops… wrong kinda guns… but kinda looks like that boy’s got him a baby growin’ in that there bicep.

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Survivalist since 1999: Preserving the future of the human race… one litter at a time.

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Someone picked the wrong mutha to mess with!

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“Nothing satisfies my cravings like a fresh kill… and I got’em reeeeeeal bad.

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“Shut up! Told ya I got’em real bad… Hey… I got any fur in my teeth?

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‘Think this here’s that “Stockholm Syndrome”

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Team Jimmy Joe warns that pregnancy and firearms do not mix. Pregnancy and jousting spears in the second trimester… perhaps. Guns, no.  However, if you are in need of purchasing stylish maternity clothes and firearms, both can be purchased at your local Walmart.

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