Bad Family Photos: 3 Important Life Lessons

Yep, as these bad  family photos attest to, my kin sure have a way of teachin’ the wisdom that gits ya through life on a solid foot… Put yer eye on three things ya should never ever forget. Seriously… it ain’t funny…

When visiting a hungry tiger, always let your twin sister go in first…

“Now pay attention, Little Cindy, and let daddy show you the proper way to lick vodka off a hooker’s boob.”

From a young age, Uncle Roy was inflicted with an over abundance of nose hair…    But leave to Roy and some good ol’ American ingenuity to figure out a way to use it to his advantage!