Hell, just because it’s the holidays don’t mean it’s immune to bad, awkward family Christmas photos! Heck, maybe it’s the eggnog. Perhaps the mental illness induced by Holiday shopping specials. Maybe even the artificial happiness and cheer people use as a front to help hide the fact there are dead bodies buried in the basement. Lord knows. but whatever it is, it produces some of the creepiest, funniest, awkward family Christmas Card photos around. Enjoy!
It’s Beginning to Look Like Another Awkward Family Christmas
“Why does Daddy always have to taunt the Nutcrackers?”
Nothing says Merry Christmas quite like a leopard kill.
“Swimming, kids. Kids. You’re life is about swimimming and swimming only. Swimming. Swimming is all your pathetic little lives will EVER be about… Swimming!”
I think you need better Camo… We can still see you.
From our medicine cabinet to yours… Happy Percodan Christmas.
Ah, those wonderful Christmas memories, back when everyone wished that they were part of someone else’s family.
Why’s Santa looked so… so… Satisfied?
Suddenly at Tiffany and Heather’s house… Christmas took a turn for the worse.
Oh, sure… That’s EXACTLY what Grandma wanted for Christmas.
Looks like somebody shoulda shook it more than once.
Now we know why Uncle Jack always thought there were two Santa Claus’s.
I guess Dad’s pajamas were still in the washing machine.
“May all your Holiday’s be Merry & Brightly Tanned”
– from Sunny & Jeff Murphy and kids.
I know who’s Christmas Party I’m skipping this year!
Well, they all felt they had to go through with it… Mom spent the entire year making those costumes.
Well… we all know what little Chastity wants for Christmas.
Sad, really… By the next Christmas, Toby and his little dogs had left her for another man.
Looks like one little girl didn’t get what she wanted.
Have a Merry Bob Evans Christmas.
No amount of booze could make the Simon’s family Christmas any brighter.
“Cheeeeeeese!”
After killing the 8 tiny reindeer for meat, the Murphy’s held Santa captive in their Idaho Dooms Day Bunker.
Merry Christmas from Team Jimmy Joe!
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