Funny Crazy MugShots

As these funny mug shots will attest, criminals are stupid. Yep. Here’s a whole slew of bad pictures from the pokie. The worst thing is, there’s plenty more of these boneheads roaming free on the streets. Lock your doors people! Lock your doors before viewing these photos!!

Well… he wanted to look good for his picture!

Arrested for impersonating a Britain.

“Oh, man, my mom is gonna kill me! I’ll be grounded forever!”

When Hair Ruled the Earth…

“Cheeeeeeese…”

“Smile and face the camera… Right Click!

Now turn sideways… Left Click!

Hey, look! Side Show Bob got busted!

Darryl McLurmint… Busted for sucking face in public.

Bliiiiiing!

Larry “Money Barbie” Smith…  Arrested for having too much Sparkle.

DO NOT LOOK!!  She’ll put ya in a trance!

“Oooo, yes, handcuff me again, Daddy!”

Arrested June 9th for seeing double homicide.

Oy vey!

Cruella DeVille:  The Later Years…

…not anymore.

Stealing coal again?

Arrested for breast feeding her kids in public… all 4 of them.

Arrest for stealing big shoes after being kicked out of Clown College.

Meet your new prison boyfriend!