bad tattoos

Permanent Tattoo Regrets

Hey-O! Here we go again! More of the words Bad Tattoos that sting like getting hand cream in your eyes! Is getting a horrible tattoo the new black? Seems everywhere ya look, there’s a terrible tat hitting ya over the head like a sock filled with combination locks! The funny thing is, they’re never going to go away. Awful tattoos are here to stay… like the ozone layer…

I just don’t know why that dog’s wearing a sweater.

Dang! That feller’s got longer arms than Wilt Chamberlin!

That’s not Melt in my mouth… I just threw up a little.

If that’s Katy Perry… No wonder Russell left her.

Now that’s just stupid. Two corner piece never fit together.

Mmmmmm… pickled baby.

“How to Impress Women and Find Love For Life”

I’d clean the dirt our from under that nail.

“Baaaaaaaaaaaaa-d!”

Rock on, Toast.

I’m afraid of the dark.

Aw, c’mon… just cut to the chase!

Who you calling “ridiouslous”?