Vintage Pictures of NASCAR Drivers Sitting on Santa’s Lap
Aren’t they darling! The researchers at Team Jimmy Joe have spent the last eight months scouring archives, the internet, and pestering NASCAR Moms to uncover these 30 precious pictures of your favorite Sprint Cup drivers and Team Owners visiting the ol’ mall Santa. Funny how many of them have changed so little since their younger days. Put yer eye on this special Christmas Holiday NASCAR Edition and fondly reminisce about those younger days of innocence.
Special Thanks to Bonnie Campbell Iwanow, Frank LeMay, and Tracy Jean.
Kevin Harvick wants 2014 to get here really, really fast!
Ryan Newman wants a new rocket.
Juan Pablo wants a firetruck… go figure.
Jamie McMurray asked if he can please go fishing now…
Marcos Ambrose asked Santa if he can make all the oval tracks all twisty and crooked like.
Coach Joe? Oh, he just wants some engines that won’t blow.
GoDaddica Patrick wants oh, so so so so bad a car that won’t crash!
Joey Logano just wants all the other kids to quit pickin’ on him.
Jeff Gordon? Boxing gloves, instructions on how to use them… and Lady Luck’s on his side.
Jeff Burton just wants to know … “What the hell went wrong, Santa?”
Paul Menard wants a Menards Gift Cards, of course.
Jack Roush asked Santa if he can have Matt Kenseth back.
The Busch Brothers: Naughty Listed for Life.
Mark Martin is hoping for all the night races to end by 8:00pm. He’s got rerun of Matlock to watch.
Martin Truex, jr. really would like to win another race.
“Just ONE Santa! PLEEEEEASE!”
Dale, jr. would just like to win another race before the year 2021.
A.J. Allmendinger is begging Santa for a new identity.
Carl Edwards asked if he can do a backflip or two next year.
Richard Petty just wants cash… cold, hard cash.
Regan Smith wants a car that’ll finish ahead of Kurt Bush in every race possible.
Kasey Kahne really hopes to get a little consistency.
Clint Bowyer wants a faster pair of running shoes so maybe he can catch Gordon next time.
Tony Stewart asked for a new helmet.
He can’t remember where he tossed his old one.
Greg Biffle asked if he could lead at the end of a race instead of just the beginning.
Michael Waltrip asked Sana if he can please stop Jimmy Joe from hittin’ him up on the Twitter.
Matt Kenseth? Well, he always gets his holiday’s mixed-up.
Denny Hamlin asked for a Flux Capacitor to solve his electrical problems.
Jimmie Johnson says what ever Chad gets him will be just fine.
Bradley Keselwoski asked if he could just remain one super bad ass.
Brain France is asking for new rules to change.