Worst Parents Vol. III: 15 More Crazy Ma’s & Pa’s

More Bad Parents: Sucky Moms & Dads

Looking to improve your Parenting Skills? Just take a gander at these bad pictures. You’re a better parent already! Can’t figure out why you need a license to drive a car but not to be a parent! These moms and dads may get congress to reconsider those laws. Worst Parents Ever!

 

I like the fact you re-use/recycle… But a DishTV DVR box does not constitute a baby car seat.

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Shaking the crumbs out of your kid’s pockets is no way to feed the pigeons.

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“Billy?…  You think Mommy’s still hot?…  The 439 guys watching  on Cam right now do…”

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Wow, don’t let that ice cream cone get in the way of your kid’s heart pumping.

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Okay, Miguel… Show Mommy what I taught you while she was at the nail salon…”

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Just in case it rains in Walmart…

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Ya don’t reckon her parents are chicken farmers, do ya?… Nah.

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When the training wheels come off… The training leash goes on.

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“Who the hell let the snake into the baby’s cage????”

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Well… At least her thighs are getting a good work out.

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Even in her third trimester, Lorraine kept up her exercising…

Like her daily walk to the liquor store.

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 Hell, ya can’t have the gas can flyin’ through the windshield if ya get in an accident, now can ya

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Now that’s one way to calm a crying baby!

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It’s good to start your kid’s ear plugs early…

That way they can have’em stretched enough to put a beer can through it by the time they’re ten.

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Can you say “Scarred for life?”

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