Funny Signs Vol. VI: 18 of the Worst & Awful

Funny Signs of the Times

Dear Sign Printers:  Do you not ever question your client’s requests or do you just take the money and run? These Funny Signs go beyond silly! They border on insane! Oh sure, some are lost in translation, but ya got to wonder about the others. Then again, I always do love a good butchering of the English language and/or the stupidity of mankind. It makes me feel better. So put yer eye on more of the horrible and awful advertising, directional and store names of the business world.

 

Bring the whole family.  It’s loads of fun!

Toilet Bathroom Funny Signs bad signs bad english lost in translation funny product names, bad product names sexually innuendo sign fails wtf crazy

 

No! Masochists are not born!  It’s a choice!

Baby Needs pain Funny Signs store signs bad signs bad english lost in translation funny product names, bad product names sexually innuendo sign fails wtf crazy

 

Today’s Special:  Hard Liquor

Dick Liquors Funny Signs bad signs bad english lost in translation funny product names, bad product names sexually innuendo sign fails wtf crazy

 

I reckon the fish don’t like the second-hand smoke.

No smoking underwater Funny Signs bad signs bad english lost in translation funny product names, bad product names sexually innuendo sign fails wtf crazy

 

Why kids shouldn’t ride the bus alone.

Funny Pictures Transporn

 

Bathroom for Siamese Twins perhaps?

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Now that’s a deal!

3 for the price of three Funny Signs bad signs bad english lost in translation funny product names, bad product names sexually innuendo sign fails wtf crazy

 

Ouch!

Checkers Chics Dix Funny Signs bad signs bad english lost in translation funny product names, bad product names sexually innuendo sign fails wtf crazy

 

Ya reckon it’s owned by the Dick Liquor guy?

Creamy Butt Finger Funny Signs bad signs bad english lost in translation funny product names, bad product names sexually innuendo sign fails wtf crazy

 

Mmmmmmmmmm…

 Honey Mustard Chicken DiapersFunny Signs bad signs bad english lost in translation funny product names, bad product names sexually innuendo sign fails wtf crazy

 

That explains the line at the drive-thru.

McDonald's Sign Well endowed employees Funny Signs bad signs bad english lost in translation funny product names, bad product names sexually innuendo sign fails wtf crazy

 

Stand back!  Ya don’t wanna get poked in the eye!

Caution Erection Funny Signs bad signs bad english lost in translation funny product names, bad product names sexually innuendo sign fails wtf crazy

 

Why haven’t I ever met these girls?

Funny Signs Facials are a girls best friend Funny Signs bad signs bad english lost in translation funny product names, bad product names sexually innuendo sign fails wtf crazy

 

Does it come with the facial?

Take Free Titty sign Funny Signs bad signs bad english lost in translation funny product names, bad product names sexually innuendo sign fails wtf crazy

 

Ya can’t beat fresh.

Fresh Fudge Bathroom Funny Signs bad signs bad english lost in translation funny product names, bad product names sexually innuendo sign fails wtf crazy

 

No thank you.

Golden Showers Funny Signs bad signs bad english lost in translation funny product names, bad product names sexually innuendo sign fails wtf crazy

 

I hear Denny has a great rack.

Denny's Hooters Funny Signs bad signs bad english lost in translation funny product names, bad product names sexually innuendo sign fails wtf crazy

 

After this… I’m sure he is.

Jesus Adult Video Funny Signs bad signs bad english lost in translation funny product names, bad product names sexually innuendo sign fails wtf crazy

 

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