Worst Product Names Vol. III: 25 More Funny But Real Names!

Those Are the Best Names You Could Come Up With?

Why, it boggles my mind what people pass off as good ideas. Oh, sure, some of these funny product names are just plain bad English lost in translation. But others? Lordy! What were they thinking? These aren’t just bad, they’re downright hysterically the worst!
For the Satan of all colds!

666 Cold Remedy preparation Funny But Real Products Stupid Names funny product names products strange products lost in translation funny signs worst tattoos awkward bad family photos ellen weird crazy you had one job Worst product names bad product names
Great for all Special Needs…

Stupid Child Efficency Mop Funny But Real Products Stupid Names funny product names products strange products lost in translation funny signs worst tattoos awkward bad family photos ellen weird crazy you had one job Worst product names bad product names
For women who have no idea what it’s for…

Naive Lady Toilet Paper Funny But Real Products Stupid Names funny product names products strange products lost in translation funny signs worst tattoos awkward bad family photos ellen weird crazy you had one job Worst product names bad product names
WARNING:  Do not leave out in the sun.

Albino Cola Funny But Real Products Stupid Names funny product names products strange products lost in translation funny signs worst tattoos awkward bad family photos ellen weird crazy you had one job Worst product names bad product names
Well, that explains a few things… My brother used to eat these by the handful!

Daro-Lan Retard Capsules Funny But Real Products Stupid Names funny product names products strange products lost in translation funny signs worst tattoos awkward bad family photos ellen weird crazy you had one job Worst product names bad product names
It takes two hands to handle a whopper…

Squeezee Wonder Wiener Funny But Real Products Stupid Names funny product names products strange products lost in translation funny signs worst tattoos awkward bad family photos ellen weird crazy you had one job Worst product names bad product names
Tell us how you really feel…

Starburst sucks Funny But Real Products Stupid Names funny product names products strange products lost in translation funny signs worst tattoos awkward bad family photos ellen weird crazy you had one job Worst product names bad product names

 

Wow, tell me that doesn’t cause some good chaffing!

Hand Job Work Gloves Funny But Real Products Stupid Names funny product names products strange products lost in translation funny signs worst tattoos awkward bad family photos ellen weird crazy you had one job Worst product names bad product names

 

For use in the Golden Shower.

Tinkle Razors for Women Funny But Real Products Stupid Names funny product names products strange products lost in translation funny signs worst tattoos awkward bad family photos ellen weird crazy you had one job Worst product names bad product names

 

Two-and-a-half pounds each?  Wow, those are some heavy, smelly balls!

Smelly Balls Funny But Real Products Stupid Names funny product names products strange products lost in translation funny signs worst tattoos awkward bad family photos ellen weird crazy you had one job Worst product names bad product names

 

Lordy!   How early do they hit puberty in Japan???

You can shave the baby Funny But Real Products Stupid Names funny product names products strange products lost in translation funny signs worst tattoos awkward bad family photos ellen weird crazy you had one job Worst product names bad product names

 

So that’s what they put in their Secret Sauce!

Turkey with cum sandwich Funny But Real Products Stupid Names funny product names products strange products lost in translation funny signs worst tattoos awkward bad family photos ellen weird crazy you had one job Worst product names bad product names

 

You drink bottled water? You’re SO GAY!

So Gay Water Funny But Real Products Stupid Names funny product names products strange products lost in translation funny signs worst tattoos awkward bad family photos ellen weird crazy you had one job Worst product names bad product names

 

For the masochist with a sweet tooth.

Painapple Candy Funny But Real Products Stupid Names funny product names products strange products lost in translation funny signs worst tattoos awkward bad family photos ellen weird crazy you had one job Worst product names bad product names

 

So wrong!

Oily Boy Magazine Funny But Real Products Stupid Names funny product names products strange products lost in translation funny signs worst tattoos awkward bad family photos ellen weird crazy you had one job Worst product names bad product names

 

What?…  Dry & fishy?

Tastes like grandma Funny But Real Products Stupid Names funny product names products strange products lost in translation funny signs worst tattoos awkward bad family photos ellen weird crazy you had one job Worst product names bad product names

 

What the hell do ya use this for???

Snot Gorila Gel Funny But Real Products Stupid Names funny product names products strange products lost in translation funny signs worst tattoos awkward bad family photos ellen weird crazy you had one job Worst product names bad product names

 

Every woman wants her dog to smell tangerine fresh!

Girl's Best Friend Deodorizing Dog Spray Funny But Real Products Stupid Names funny product names products strange products lost in translation funny signs worst tattoos awkward bad family photos ellen weird crazy you had one job Worst product names bad product names

 

So much better than The wop’s nose soda.

The Jew's Ear Juice Funny But Real Products Stupid Names funny product names products strange products lost in translation funny signs worst tattoos awkward bad family photos ellen weird crazy you had one job Worst product names bad product names

 

Water-Free?… 50% Less Water?… What?

Diet Water Funny But Real Products Stupid Names funny product names products strange products lost in translation funny signs worst tattoos awkward bad family photos ellen weird crazy you had one job Worst product names bad product names

 

Shine ‘er up, honey!

Clit Body & Allou Polish Funny But Real Products Stupid Names funny product names products strange products lost in translation funny signs worst tattoos awkward bad family photos ellen weird crazy you had one job Worst product names bad product names

 

Every Bowel needs a Buddy.

Bowel Buddy Funny But Real Products Stupid Names funny product names products strange products lost in translation funny signs worst tattoos awkward bad family photos ellen weird crazy you had one job Worst product names bad product names

 

Goes great with a Bowel Buddy!

Ass Hommos Funny But Real Products Stupid Names funny product names products strange products lost in translation funny signs worst tattoos awkward bad family photos ellen weird crazy you had one job Worst product names bad product names

 

I hate it when my bananas aren’t de-boned.

Boneless bananas Funny But Real Products Stupid Names funny product names products strange products lost in translation funny signs worst tattoos awkward bad family photos ellen weird crazy you had one job Worst product names bad product names

 

Mmmmm…. taste her scent long after’s she’s gone home.

Aftertaste perfume Funny But Real Products Stupid Names funny product names products strange products lost in translation funny signs worst tattoos awkward bad family photos ellen weird crazy you had one job Worst product names bad product names

 

Super Black Love, Lewis… Super Black Love.

Super Black Love, Lewis... Super Black Love. Coma Incense Funny But Real Products Stupid Names funny product names products strange products lost in translation funny signs worst tattoos awkward bad family photos ellen weird crazy you had one job Worst product names bad product names

 

Better yet…  It talks, too!… I wonder if it scats?

Good Shit Funny But Real Products Stupid Names funny product names products strange products lost in translation funny signs worst tattoos awkward bad family photos ellen weird crazy you had one job Worst product names bad product names

 

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