Oh, You Funny Kids! Smile! You’re Busted!

Put yer eye on 30 more funny mug shots of the criminally deranged! I guess we can’t all look out best when the po-po paparazzi is snapping our pictures! But good Lord, these are so so dang bad they’re priceless! So pop some corn, grab the kids and set yourself down for a good laugh at these incredibly stupid criminals!

Awesome!  Jail!

When an inbred fights a cat…

I guess it was inevitable.

3 arrests for Impersonating a Britain.

“Pouty… Pouty… Great!  Now give me your sexy look!”

What you can’t see in the mug shot is that he’s actually performing a killer guitar solo!

“Eh… Whatever.”

“Cheeeeeese!”

So suave!  So debonaire!

Enjoy your vacation.

Something tells me she’s got 130 cats at home… living in her meth lab.

Do you have to take his pic while he’s doing his neck stretches?

Wait… something’s missing from this photo…

“Grrrrrrrrrrrrr!”

Open up and say… Methhhhhh!

Got your nose!

When you can’t decide which mustache to go with… Always go with two.

“Duuuuuuuuh….”

Somebody left the house half-dressed today.

Love the Mickey Mouse ears.

“Don’t tell me that’s a spider on the ceiling… I loathe spiders…”

“A surprise???? For me????”

Frog Man…

…Meet Frog Woman.

“Oh, who can take the sunrise… Sprinkle it with dew…”

Arrested for sportin’ a mullet in this decade.

Arrested for possession of Elfin Magic.

There, there… That’s it… let it out…

Rock on.

“Ahhh! That’s it??? No more mug shots, Jimmy Joe???”