27 More Scary, Creepy Santas to Sit On

Sitting on Mall Santa’s Lap:  The Creepy, The Bad, The Drunk

Oh, what joy it is to ride on a creepy Santa’s lap!  A rather strange tradition, ain’t it?… Waiting in line for an hour to plop your precious boy or girl down on a stranger’s lap… At the MALL no less!  But, oh, the long-lasting memories it creates… or life-long nightmares!  Take a gander at more funny pictures of precocious kids sitting on Santa’s lap.  But hurry! There’s a scary old man at the mall waiting for your child now!

 

Santa the Punisher.

Angry Santa ~ 27 Funny & Creepy Santas

 

“Weeeeeeee!  Another round for everyone! On me!”

Crosse Eyed Santa ~ 27 Funny & Creepy Santas

 

Yep. Santa is sooooo into the holidays this year.

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4… 3… 2… 1… the Oxycodone has officially kicked in.

Sleeping Santa ~ 27 Funny & Creepy Santas

 

Sitting on Santa’s ass.

Sitting on Santa's Ass ~ 27 Funny & Creepy Santas

 

Handcuffs & Eyeshadow.  Looks like Santa has a “Special Night” planned.

Handcuff Eyeshadow Santa ~ 27 Funny & Creepy Santas

 

Zombie Santa.

Zombie Santa ~ 27 Funny & Creepy Santas

 

Santa… Casing the joint for when he comes back later.

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“So little girl, Santa can’t wait to come down your chimney…”

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“Santa’s been held down by the man far too long and it’s time for you to pay!”

Black Santa Held Down by the Man ~ 27 Funny & Creepy Santas

 

Someone’s excited to see Santa!

Kid Sitting on Lap with Balloon Penis ~ 27 Funny & Creepy Santas

 

I’m tellin’ ya… Don’t piss off Santa!

Pissed Off Santa ~ 27 Funny & Creepy Santas

 

Nancy Reagan giving Mr. T the low down on the trickle down.

Nancy Reagan Mr. T ~ 27 Funny & Creepy Santas

 

Yikes! Looks like something out of a Dr. Seuss book!

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Hey… Who gave Santa the black eye?

Black eyed Santa ~ 27 Funny & Creepy Santas

 

Looks like Santa finally got the cheek implants he wanted.

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Sure… Put the baby on the lap of a creepy homeless man.  That shouldn’t have any long lasting mental effects.

Homeless Santa ~ 27 Funny & Creepy Santas

 

“Mom… I think Santa’s plastered again!”

Drunk Santa ~ 27 Funny & Creepy Santas

 

“Yes, mother, I have your little girl… Now what do ya say?”

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Wow… is that Santa’s creepy hand or something stolen from a cemetery?

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Yes… Taunt the babies!

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I think that’s Sean Connery beneath the beard and hat.

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Do I smell gas?

Farting Santa ~ 27 Funny & Creepy Santas

 

Emaciated Santa.  Careful sitting on his lap.  His legs might snap off.

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Nope.  That won’t cause nightmares.

Bozo the Clown & Santa ~ 27 Funny & Creepy Santas

 

Just moments before Santa was given his Last Rites.

Black Eye Half Dead Santa ~ 27 Funny & Creepy Santas

 

Why, this is going well…

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Aw, Shit! Now Santa’s really pissed!

Angry, Pissed Off Santa ~ 27 Funny & Creepy Santas

 

Ho, Ho, Ho! Merry Christmas, Y’all!

Vintage Santa Smoking Cigarette Ad ~ 27 Funny & Creepy Santas

 

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