Worst Christmas Albums: 28 Ho Ho Horribles

The Worst Christmas Album Covers & Music

Ah, nothing screams the Holidays quite like Christmas music. But that’s a whole ‘nother rant for another time. ‘Cuz now it’s time to feast on some of the Worst Christmas Albums of all time! These horrendous LPs and their bad album cover art are enough to scare the bejeezus out of any Yuletide lover.  I only wish we could all share in the joyous renditions of our favorite Christmas carols that pack these true classics. Oh, well. Take a gander at and feel free to share the spirit… and the true meaning of Christmas that these records represent.

 

Looks like Ol’ Stan and Doug are performing the Nutcracker on that poor doll!

Stan and Doug Go Nuts Worst Christmas Albums Funny Christmas Worst Christmas Music Worst Album Covers Holiday Songs Awkward Family Christmas

 

More like a First Christmas Creep-Out for Kids!

First Christmas record for children Worst Christmas Albums Funny Christmas Worst Christmas Music Worst Album Covers Holiday Songs Awkward Family Christmas

 

Christmas at your house looks like a blast!  JEALOUS!

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What they did with Grandma after she got run over by a reindeer.

Thore Skogman Lappa Pa Worst Christmas Albums Funny Christmas Worst Christmas Music Worst Album Covers Holiday Songs Awkward Family Christmas

 

Trust me… I’m not going anywhere near his organ!

Christoper Bowes Christmas at the Organ Worst Christmas Albums Funny Christmas Worst Christmas Music Worst Album Covers Holiday Songs Awkward Family Christmas

 

With Special Guest Flautist:  Jerry Sandusky.

Let It Snow Sufjan Stevens Worst Christmas Albums Funny Christmas Worst Christmas Music Worst Album Covers Holiday Songs Awkward Family Christmas

 

Christmas… We can re-build it…

Six Million Dollar Man Worst Christmas Albums Funny Christmas Worst Christmas Music Worst Album Covers Holiday Songs Awkward Family Christmas

 

I bet that was a fun photo shoot.

Rudy Rae Moore This Ain't No White Christmas Worst Christmas Albums Funny Christmas Worst Christmas Music Worst Album Covers Holiday Songs Awkward Family Christmas

 

That look you get when you step on a Lego in your bare feet on Christmas morning.

White Christmas Worst Christmas Albums Funny Christmas Worst Christmas Music Worst Album Covers Holiday Songs Awkward Family Christmas

 

Make sure you do enough snow before listening to this holiday treat!

Yuletide Disco Worst Christmas Albums Funny Christmas Worst Christmas Music Worst Album Covers Holiday Songs Awkward Family Christmas

 

Nothin’ says Christmas better than drunks and waffles.

Waffle Hous Christmas Worst Christmas Albums Funny Christmas Worst Christmas Music Worst Album Covers Holiday Songs Awkward Family Christmas

 

The snowman looks happy.

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And what do you reckon Santa’s got in his sack for you?

Santa's Sack Worst Christmas Albums Funny Christmas Worst Christmas Music Worst Album Covers Holiday Songs Awkward Family Christmas

 

So nice. She finally got the child she always prayed for.

Sing With Marcy Worst Christmas Albums Funny Christmas Worst Christmas Music Worst Album Covers Holiday Songs Awkward Family Christmas

 

Looks like Momma’s getting her present a little early!

Santa Watch Your Claws Worst Christmas Albums Funny Christmas Worst Christmas Music Worst Album Covers Holiday Songs Awkward Family Christmas

 

Wow.  How did a woman like that get three “Dads” like them?

Moms and Dads Worst Christmas Albums Funny Christmas Worst Christmas Music Worst Album Covers Holiday Songs Awkward Family Christmas

 

No matter how much he asks, do not look under his robe.

Slim Whitman Worst Christmas Albums Funny Christmas Worst Christmas Music Worst Album Covers Holiday Songs Awkward Family Christmas

 

Holiday music for charming snakes.

Korla Pandit Worst Christmas Albums Funny Christmas Worst Christmas Music Worst Album Covers Holiday Songs Awkward Family Christmas

 

this has to be the creepiest ever!

Thore Skogman Klappa Pa Worst Christmas Albums Funny Christmas Worst Christmas Music Worst Album Covers Holiday Songs Awkward Family Christmas

 

Oh, Lenny!  You and your poodles! I bet they ride on your lap in your car, too!

Lenny Dee Worst Christmas Albums Funny Christmas Worst Christmas Music Worst Album Covers Holiday Songs Awkward Family Christmas

 

High for the Holidays.

Jacob Miller Natty Christmas Worst Christmas Albums Funny Christmas Worst Christmas Music Worst Album Covers Holiday Songs Awkward Family Christmas

 

Christmas is just Trippin’!

Christmas Miracle Sufjan Stevens

 

Nice Pornstache, Gunther! And a pretty Sunshine Girl you’re holdin’ there, too!

Gunther Worst Christmas Albums Funny Christmas Worst Christmas Music Worst Album Covers Holiday Songs Awkward Family Christmas

 

Christmas Elvis want you!

Eilerts Jul Worst Christmas Albums Funny Christmas Worst Christmas Music Worst Album Covers Holiday Songs Awkward Family Christmas

 

“No one opens a single goddamn present until Drunk Grandpa finishes his concerto!”

Dennis Day Worst Christmas Albums Funny Christmas Worst Christmas Music Worst Album Covers Holiday Songs Awkward Family Christmas

 

Very authentic.

Worst Christmas Albums Funny Christmas Worst Christmas Music Worst Album Covers Holiday Songs Awkward Family Christmas

 

Do they celebrate Christmas in Canada?

Christmas in Canada Worst Christmas Albums Funny Christmas Worst Christmas Music Worst Album Covers Holiday Songs Awkward Family Christmas

 

I think she’s looking to do a little more than just Disco.

dear santa let's disco ~ Worst Christmas Albums

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