The Worst Christmas Album Covers & Music
Ah, nothing screams the Holidays quite like Christmas music. But that’s a whole ‘nother rant for another time. ‘Cuz now it’s time to feast on some of the Worst Christmas Albums of all time! These horrendous LPs and their bad album cover art are enough to scare the bejeezus out of any Yuletide lover. I only wish we could all share in the joyous renditions of our favorite Christmas carols that pack these true classics. Oh, well. Take a gander at and feel free to share the spirit… and the true meaning of Christmas that these records represent.
Looks like Ol’ Stan and Doug are performing the Nutcracker on that poor doll!
More like a First Christmas Creep-Out for Kids!
Christmas at your house looks like a blast! JEALOUS!
What they did with Grandma after she got run over by a reindeer.
Trust me… I’m not going anywhere near his organ!
With Special Guest Flautist: Jerry Sandusky.
Christmas… We can re-build it…
I bet that was a fun photo shoot.
That look you get when you step on a Lego in your bare feet on Christmas morning.
Make sure you do enough snow before listening to this holiday treat!
Nothin’ says Christmas better than drunks and waffles.
The snowman looks happy.
And what do you reckon Santa’s got in his sack for you?
So nice. She finally got the child she always prayed for.
Looks like Momma’s getting her present a little early!
Wow. How did a woman like that get three “Dads” like them?
No matter how much he asks, do not look under his robe.
Holiday music for charming snakes.
this has to be the creepiest ever!
Oh, Lenny! You and your poodles! I bet they ride on your lap in your car, too!
High for the Holidays.
Christmas is just Trippin’!
Nice Pornstache, Gunther! And a pretty Sunshine Girl you’re holdin’ there, too!
Christmas Elvis want you!
“No one opens a single goddamn present until Drunk Grandpa finishes his concerto!”
Do they celebrate Christmas in Canada?
I think she’s looking to do a little more than just Disco.