Trying to Look Sexy Never Failed So Hard
The goofball technicians at Team Jimmy Joe have scoured the planet to bring you the best of the worst sexy profile pic fails. From Bad Glamor shots to not hot Facebook and Internet Dating Site profiles, these un-seductive beauties clearly demonstrate what not to do if in you are in search of bagging a mate. Next time, if you’re looking to connect with a nice Russian, wear a nice sweater and try GoDateNow.
1. Over Compensating with Over Ripe Bananas – Not Sexy.
2. Cleaning Poop Off Your Shoe – Never Sexy.
3. Hello… Is it me you’re looking for? – Not Sexy.
4. Going Down on a Melon In a Trash Heap – Not Sexy.
5. Sexy! Hot! Cuddly! Crazy! Psycho! Insane! – Amazingly Not Sexy.
6. Giddy Up, Buckeroo! Purple Unicorns – Not Sexy.
7. Toilet Habits – Never Sexy.
8. He’s not just a fierce ninja warrior… He’s a sensitive dishwasher, too – But Not Sexy.
9. WoW! Tell me those patterns don’t clash! – Not Sexy!
10. All Business During the Work Week – Stone Cold Fox on the Weekends – Still Not Sexy.
11. A Tryst With a Catfish – Bizarre, Twisted, Kinky – And Anything But Sexy.
12. I thought you stuffed an apple in a pig’s mouth… …oh.