34 Failed Attempts at Trying to Look Sexy!

Trying to Look Sexy Never Failed So Hard

The goofball technicians at Team Jimmy Joe have scoured the planet to bring you the best of the worst sexy profile pic fails. From Bad Glamor shots to not hot Facebook and Internet Dating Site profiles, these un-seductive beauties clearly demonstrate what not to do if in you are in search of bagging a mate. Next time, if you’re looking to connect with a nice Russian, wear a nice sweater and try GoDateNow.

Seriously.

 

1. Over Compensating with Over Ripe Bananas – Not Sexy.

34 Failed Attempts at Trying to look Sexy Profile Pics

 

2. Cleaning Poop Off Your Shoe – Never Sexy.

Selfie Woman Licking Shoe ~ 34 Failed Attempts at Trying to look Sexy

 

3. Hello… Is it me you’re looking for? – Not Sexy.

Facebook Fail E34 Failed Attempts at Trying to look Sexy Profile Pics

 

4. Going Down on a Melon In a Trash Heap – Not Sexy.

Girl Eating Watermelon ~ 34 Failed Attempts at Trying to look Sexy Profile Pics

 

5. Sexy! Hot! Cuddly! Crazy! Psycho! Insane! – Amazingly Not Sexy.

~ 34 Failed Attempts at Trying to look Sexy Profile Pics

 

6. Giddy Up, Buckeroo! Purple Unicorns – Not Sexy.

Man Dressed as Unicorn~ 34 Failed Attempts at Trying to look Sexy Profile Pics

 

7. Toilet Habits – Never Sexy.

Girl Posing on Toilet ~ 34 Failed Attempts at Trying to look Sexy Profile Pics

 

8. He’s not just a fierce ninja warrior… He’s a sensitive dishwasher, too – But Not Sexy.

~ 34 Failed Attempts at Trying to look Sexy Profile Pics

 

9. WoW! Tell me those patterns don’t clash! – Not Sexy!

Mermaid ~ 34 Failed Attempts at Trying to look Sexy Profile Pics

 

10. All Business During the Work Week – Stone Cold Fox on the Weekends – Still Not Sexy.

Fox Fur~ 34 Failed Attempts at Trying to look Sexy Profile Pics

 

11. A Tryst With a Catfish – Bizarre, Twisted, Kinky – And Anything But Sexy.

Woman Hugging Catfish ~ 34 Failed Attempts at Trying to look Sexy Profile Pics

 

12. I thought you stuffed an apple in a pig’s mouth…    …oh.

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One Response

  1. Boboroo January 18, 2016

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