13. Gang Banger… House Husband… The Best of Both Worlds – Almost Sexy.
14. Circus Clowns – Never Sexy
15. He Has All the Right Elements But Needs to Work on His Fingerings – Not Sexy.
16. A Rainbow Connection –Not Sexy
17. Long, Hot Baths With Your Cat – Not Sexy
18. Hey, Shakira, ya should have left that one under the sea – Not Sexy – Even If Your Beau is a Young John Goodman.
19. A Boy & His Dolls – Not Sexy.
20. Hustler Magazine – The Russian Edition – Far From Sexy.
21. A Rose, a Gun, and a Frontal Combover – Keep tryin’ – Not Sexy.
Forcing the Public Pool to Close for Cleaning – Not Sexy.
23. If it weren’t for the beads, it wouldn’t be sexy.
24. Being Turned On by Natural Disasters – Mother Nature’s S & M – Not Sexy.