You Must Be Kidding Me Bad Tattoos

Yippee Skippy!  Put yer hands up fer another rousing and arousing slathering of the worst bad tattoos!  And let these be a lesson to you all:  Hallucinogens and tattoo needles do not mix. The mixing of the two may lead to a life full of ugly regrets. Use only as directed.

Yep, I’d say you nailed it. Is she still speaking to you?

Please tell me she just fell into a vat of food coloring.

No. No, I will not DEW you. And I suspect no one will.

Rock on, Ringo.

Uhm, believe me. NOBODY wants to know about your Jenkem.

Och! That’s gotta hurt worse than it looks!

And now, today’s winner of the Douche Bag of the Week Award…

She used to be a nice girl. She used to babysit my nephew.

That’s gotta be something from something that kinda stands for something.

You trying to say your love anal in the ear?

My choice is no.

…Except perhaps the passing of gas.