Straight from Facebook profiles, bad glamor shots and Dating Sites from around the world, more horribly awesome sexy fails!
Not Sexy Facebook and Dating Site Profile Pic Fails
Showing off the money you made from gentlemen callers – Not sexy.
Sparkles all around.
Testing the strength of your new card table – Not sexy.
She’s a keeper.
The Naughty Nurse giving herself a breast exam – Not sexy.
Don’t discard him, ladies… He’s got a wall mounted Microwave!
Is that Paris Hilton on the left? Oh, Jesus!
The Russian version of Lorena Bobbitt – Not sexy.
Does it get anymore phallic than that?
Stuffed by Teddy Bears– Not Sexy.
You can’t fight swag.
Selfies with Grandma – Not sexy.
Simian Sistas – Not sexy.
Feeding yourself grapes – Healthy, but Not sexy.
He’s plucked a bouquet just for you.
Posing behind bars – Not sexy.
Sorry, ladies. He’s no longer on the market.
Dressing in Bed Spread Camouflage – Not sexy.
Do you feel the magic???
Don’t worry, boys. She’s clean. She’s got a No Pest Strip.
A loaded bra – Not sexy.
An over-sized bumper – Not Sexy.
Guys… She does housework – That’s kinda sexy!
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