25 of the Creepiest Things Kids Have Told Their Parents

Creepy Things Kids Have Said to Parents

One day on Reddit, someone posed the question: “What is the creepiest thing your young child has ever said to you?” The answers poured in by the thousands– creepy, terrifying and deranged. And yes, some responses are downright funny in a scary, psychopathic sort of way.

Take a gander at what these kids had to say and see if you can sleep tonight.

So… what’s the creepiest thing you’ve heard a kid say? Let us know!

25 of the Creepiest Things Kids Have Told Their Parents

 

25 Creepy things Kids have Told Their Parents

 

25 Creepy things Kids have Told Their Parents

 

25 Creepy things Kids have Told Their Parents

 

25 of the Creepiest Things Kids Have Told Their Parents

 

25 of the Creepiest Things Kids Have Told Their Parents

 

25 of the Creepiest Things Kids Have Told Their Parents

 

25 of the Creepiest Things Kids Have Told Their Parents

 

25 Creepy things Kids have Told Their Parents

 

25 of the Creepiest Things Kids Have Told Their Parents

 

25 Creepy things Kids have Told Their Parents

 

25 of the Creepiest Things Kids Have Told Their Parents

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  1. Dylan October 27, 2017
  2. Dylan October 27, 2017
  3. blackglassapple August 11, 2017
  4. You don't need to know my name July 25, 2017
  5. Laura July 20, 2017
  6. Skyler July 12, 2017
  7. nicci May 9, 2017
    • neil June 17, 2017
    • Anonymous June 19, 2017
  8. Alex April 14, 2017
  9. delightful light April 8, 2017
  10. Gracy April 6, 2017
  11. Shannon Laflamme March 26, 2017
    • Jay June 8, 2017
  12. Diamond Apollk March 11, 2017
    • Anonymous April 12, 2017
  13. Mrs. Weiland February 25, 2017
  14. Anonymous December 26, 2016
    • Baby girl January 9, 2017
      • Anonymous January 9, 2017
  15. Carolina November 14, 2016
  16. Gassy Bill October 30, 2016
  17. Anonymous October 18, 2016
    • Unknown December 9, 2016
    • Bihh December 29, 2016
    • Hi it's April 19, 2017
    • Linz September 18, 2017
  18. Ashley September 21, 2016
  19. Chloe123 August 18, 2016
    • Unknown December 9, 2016
    • shane camua May 3, 2017
  20. Anonymous August 8, 2016
  21. Anonymous August 6, 2016
  22. Zain Aman July 11, 2016
  23. Lucian June 12, 2016
    • Jimmy Joe June 13, 2016
      • Anongirl October 14, 2016
      • Anongirl October 14, 2016
        • Anongirl October 14, 2016
    • Zain Aman July 12, 2016
    • Abby September 21, 2016
  24. Dena May 30, 2016
  25. nicholas May 24, 2016
    • Jimmy Joe June 13, 2016
    • Lol December 9, 2016
      • Fuck me December 15, 2016
  26. Laura Kalnina May 12, 2016
  27. Tesharn April 26, 2016
  28. Henry April 24, 2016
  29. WillyWonka April 6, 2016
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  30. WillyWonka April 3, 2016
    • willybonkers April 5, 2016
  31. Tasha April 1, 2016
  32. Jayden April 1, 2016
  33. Jayden March 31, 2016
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  35. Jayden March 31, 2016
  36. Jayden March 31, 2016
  37. Rebecca Bovingdon March 26, 2016
    • Marissa McCallum June 11, 2016
  38. Angel March 21, 2016
    • Jayden April 1, 2016
  39. Draven March 20, 2016
  40. Adrieonna (15) March 19, 2016
    • OddOne July 11, 2016
      • Anonymous October 14, 2016
  41. Juuh March 13, 2016
    • Wasup May 11, 2016
  42. Wolfdeen wolf March 12, 2016
    • Jimmy Joe March 18, 2016
    • Jayden April 1, 2016
  43. Wolfdeen wolf March 12, 2016
    • Mrunal May 29, 2017
  44. Wolfdeen wolf March 12, 2016
    • Jimmy Joe March 18, 2016
    • Gail Poleck April 1, 2016
  45. CrazyBurger March 12, 2016
    • Anonymous March 18, 2016
    • Jimmy Joe March 18, 2016
  46. Lyon March 3, 2016
    • Jimmy Joe March 10, 2016
    • Sabrewolf March 30, 2017
  47. Anonymous February 28, 2016
    • Mattie February 28, 2016
      • Jimmy Joe February 29, 2016
      • Mattie March 1, 2016
    • Anonymous February 28, 2016
      • Jimmy Joe February 29, 2016
      • Mattie March 1, 2016
        • Kate March 20, 2016
          • Anonymous April 3, 2016
      • A-non March 8, 2016
        • Mattie March 8, 2016
          • Anonymous March 19, 2016
          • Gracy April 6, 2017
      • Jimmy Joe March 10, 2016
        • Gracy April 6, 2017
      • Potato June 15, 2016
      • Anonymous August 24, 2017
        • Jimmy Joe August 27, 2017
  48. Elizabeth payson February 15, 2016
  49. Mallory February 2, 2016
    • Jimmy Joe February 15, 2016
    • prajakta November 15, 2016
      • Pauline Head July 27, 2017
  50. Hayley January 21, 2016
  51. Annette T. January 12, 2016
  52. Jimmy Joe January 8, 2016
  53. sareana October 24, 2015
  54. Charlie Cheesynutlea Jo August 6, 2015
  55. Robin March 30, 2015
    • OddOne July 11, 2016

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