The Worst Tattoos : Alcohol Fueled

Bad ideas. Horrible inkings. Ugly reminders of that lost, drunken weekend.

Wow. What’s up with the elf ear?

Rock on, 8o’s hair band dude.

“I do wish we could chat longer, but… I’m having a bad tattooist for dinner. Bye.”

Maybe he can get a job as a zoo keeper.

“So… tell us a little about yourself…”

What’s really creepy is that crazy fungus shit growing around his nipples!

I hate math.

That is the weirdest garter I’ve ever seen. Or is it an Ace bandage?

Nailed it!

If you think that phone is dated now, wait another 10 years.

1… 2… 3… 4… 5… 6… Oh, oh. looks like one of the dwarves fell into that deep dark hole!

Meet the newest Batman villain: Zipper Face.

Well, to be honest, I didn’t notice that you weren’t all there… until now.

Since when did the O get an accent mark?

My dead what?