30 Sarcastically Hilarious Sarcastic Comebacks

~ The Fine Art of Sarcasm ~

(If you don’t appreciate sarcastic comebacks, quit saying stupid stuff)

1.) Dudes rule.

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2.) Well played, Siri, well played.
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3.) What about the bars made out of chocolate?

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4.) Never, ever repeat in public what your dad tells you.

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5.) More like, “Surprise! BONER!”

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6.) Step one: Know you audience.

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7.) Seriously, can you match their price on a Wang Computer?
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8.) Ziiiiing!

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9.) God Bless the Public Skool System.

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10.) And I quote…

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11.) And that, my good man, is how an uprising begins.

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12.) Obviously someone doesn’t know much about women, period.

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13.) I feel better already.

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14.) Mad Photoshop Skills, bro!

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15.) Now, can you change that water into wine?

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16.) Maybe if it had a cup of Starbucks on it.

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17.) Win! (sort of)

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18.) He must be psychic.

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19.) Thank you for posting your bulletin on that board.

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20.) Wow, that’s profound. But we also applaud the great amount of thought and effort!

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21.) For Elaine and her only friend, Elaine.

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22.) But, of course, you already knew that.

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23.) Duly noted.

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24.) 4th Grade Sarcasm.

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25.) That is so sweet.

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26.) Oh, that Joni. She’s as sharp as a marble.

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27.) Careful what you ask for.

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28.) It’s a valid question.

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29.) I think you’re gonna need a bigger bin…

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30.) God Speed, Roger. We miss you dearly.

~ 30 Hilarious Sarcastic Comebacks ~SOURCE: KaixinFun

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