27 Strange, Unfortunately Funny Product Names

Crazy. Real. Inappropriately Hilarious.

Funny Product Names From Around the World

Both horribly illegal and terribly twisted… Especially for just $1.27.

White Baby Fingering ~ 27 Inappropriate, Funny Product Names

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So much better than those artificial breast munchies.

Breast Munchies ~ 27 Inappropriate & Funny Product Names

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Hmmmm… I don’t think I could take more than two.

Take It 4 Fingers ~ 27 Inappropriate, Funny & Strange Product Names

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It’s a bird! It’s a plane. No, It’s Super Piss!

Super Piss ~ 27 Inappropriate, Funny & Strange Product Names

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Meanwhile on the fancy side of town…

Snob Paper Towels ~ Inappropriate, Funny & Strange Product Names

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Remember these?

Aydes ~ 27 Inappropriate & Funny Product Names

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I don’t think there’s a flavor in the world that would help that taste.

Shrimp Flavored Crack ~ 27 Inappropriate, Funny & Strange Product Names

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Forget the goats! Save the sheep at all costs!

Sheep Rescue ~ 27 Strange, Funny Product Names

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My cousin once had crabs around his nob, but never lice.

Noblice ~ 27 Inappropriate, Funny Product Names

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What do you reckon you clean with those sponges?

McPussy Sponge ~ 27 Inappropriate, Funny & Strange Product Names

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I had to look this one up… “Jesus Body” is actually an Herbal Cinnamon Extract. But don’t tell anyone. As the copy on the box reads… “New discovery to be kept secret from others. This discovery is a secret. I can lay it down because I am correct. We will not makye you sorry. Pleasure to have the real thing. I really long for this”

Jesus Body ~ 27 Inappropriate, Funnye Product Names

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“Homo”?… As in “Sapien”?… No?… …Ohhhhhhhhh

Homo Sausage ~ 27 Inappropriate, Funny & Strange Product Names

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Cemen Dip ~ 27 Inappropriate, Funny & Strange Product Names

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Sauce & Toss ~ 27 Inappropriate, Funny & Strange Product Names

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Creamy White Finishing Sauce ~ 27 Inappropriate, Funny Product Names

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Am I sensing a pattern here?

Cum Clean ~ 27 Inappropriate, Funny & Strange Product Names

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Careful. It’ll go right through you.

Shitto Pepper Sauce ~ 27 Inappropriate, Funny Product Names

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Now that’s an exciting color.

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Oh, sure. Don’t share. Keep it all to yourself why don’t’cha.

Double Cock Keeper ~ 27 Inappropriate, Funny & Strange Product Names

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You don’t have to tell me twice.

Kokt Up Soda Pop ~ 27 Inappropriate, Funny Product Names

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It may be crack free, but I hear it’s loaded with meth.

Crack Free ~ 27 Inappropriate & Funny Product Names

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Wow. Those a really little cocks in there. I’d expect more out of Jamaicans.
Cock Soup ~ 27 Inappropriate, Funny & Strange Product Names

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Mmmmmm… Delicious shredded children.

Child Shredded Meat ~ 27 Inappropriate & Funny Product Names

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A very good year but still tastes like crap.

Arse Wine ~ 27 Inappropriate & Funny Product Names

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Ew! How’d you like to be the guy in charge of collecting that!

Dog Jism ~ 27 Inappropriate, Funny & Strange Product Names

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