31 Inappropriately Funny Restaurants to Avoid

If you’re searching for that special place for a romantic dinner or a casual spot to treat the entire family, even a restaurant for Thanksgiving or Christmas dinner… well, here’s a whole list of suspect restaurants you’ll want to avoid.

Unfortunate, Inappropriate Restaurant Names

For those who enjoy a side dish of pain.
le Titi Twister ~ 32 Funny Inappropriate Restaurant Names

 

That guy on the right looks like his crack ain’t too happy.
Happy Crack ~ 32 Funny Inappropriate Restaurant Names

 

Ermagerd! It’s in de Buurt!
Ermagerd! In de Buurt! ~ 32 Funny Inappropriate Restaurant Names

 

Where everything is cooked over a gas flame.
Hitler's Cross ~ 32 Funny Inappropriate Restaurant Names

 

You think maybe they’re just extreme perfectionists?
 Anal Indian ~ 31 Funny Inappropriately Funny Restaurants to Avoid

 

The #1 & #2 lunch specials are very popular.
Pee & Poo Steak House ~ ~ 31 Funny Inappropriately Funny Restaurants to Avoid

 

Try the large pepperoni and penicillin.
Herpes Pizza ~ 32 Inappropriately Funny Restaurant Names

 

Dining for the Dahmer in all of us.
Eat Jessica's Family ~ 32 Inappropriately Funny Restaurant Names

 

My grandma’s favorite place to nosh.
Old Cock ~ 32 Inappropriately Funny Restaurant Names

 

Catholic-owned? Probably not.
Christian Women Empowerment ~ 32 Inappropriately Funny Restaurant Names

 

Favored by Christian Empowered Women.
Ung Long ~ 32 Inappropriately Funny Restaurant Names

 

Aren’t all of us of the male persuasion?
Man Ho ~ 32 Inappropriately Funny Restaurant Names

 

Talk about your inequity…
Kum Den ~ 32 Inappropriately Funny Restaurant Names

 

Where royalty poop and play.
The Golden Stool ~ 32 Inappropriately Funny Restaurant Names

 

What’s on the dessert menu at The Golden Stool?
Butt Sweets ~ 32 Inappropriately Funny Restaurant Names

 

What happens when you eat too much Chinese at Soon Fatt?…
Soon Fatt ~ 32 Inappropriately Funny Restaurant Names

 

…You eventually end up here.
Phat Phuc Noodle Bar ~ 32 Inappropriately Funny Restaurant Names

 

That’s ironic.
No Weapon Special Foods ~ 32 Inappropriately Funny Restaurant Names

 

The poor man’s Escargot.
Slug and Lettuce ~ 32 Inappropriately Funny Restaurant Names

 

Hopefully, it will clear up soon.
Mysore Veggie ~ 32 Inappropriately Funny Restaurant Names

 

Not that again!
Fuking Chineses?... Again?... ~ 32 Inappropriately Funny Restaurant Names

 

Say, “Please”.
Toss My Salad ~ 32 Inappropriately Funny Restaurant Names

 

Wow. Something smells good.
The Passing Wind ~ 32 Inappropriately Funny Restaurant Names

 

That’s just fun to say, “Do Do Fun!”
Do Do Fun ~ 32 Inappropriately Funny Restaurant Names

 

Serving Genuine Southern Low Country Cuisine.
K.K.K. ~ 32 Inappropriately Funny Restaurant Names

 

That’s what he said.
Squat 'n' Gobble ~ 32 Funny Inappropriatel Restaurant Names

 

Over Easy is their specialty.
Egg Slut ~ 32 Inappropriately Funny Restaurant Names

 

Some love it. Some don’t.
Fun in the Bun ~ 32 Inappropriate Restaurant Names

 

What they call Vietnamese in the ‘hood.
Pho Bich Nga ~ 32 Funny, Inappropriate Restaurant Names

 

“Sit up straight and swallow your food. Now!”

Cum-n-Eat ~ 32 Inappropriately Funny Names of Restaurant

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