Laps from Hell: 34 Creepy Santas

The Creepiest Creepy Santas Ever

 Funny, yhese scary Santas have no doubt scarred a great many innocent children for life. And why not? What’s more deranged than sitting your beloved child down on a strange man’s lap? But that’s one of the great joys of Christmas. So let’s all get in the warm holiday spirit by heading to the shopping mall for our annual creepy Santa pictures. They’ll create lovingly memorable nightmares we shall never forget!

 

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…
~ 34 Bad Santas ~ Sitting on Scary Santa's Lap ~
Unibrow Santa & his Posse of Death.
~ 34 Creepy Mall Santas ~ Sittting on Scary Santa's Lap ~
House Call Santa – checking a child for appendicitis.
~ 34 Terrifying Santas both vintage and new
When you can’t afford a picture at the mall, there is always Homeless Santa.
~ 34 Funny and Scary Santas like this homeless one
Botox Santa who should have never scheduled plastic surgery so close to Christmas.
~ 34 of the Funniest Scary Santas
The Breech Birth of Santa.
~ 34 of the Funniest Scary Santas ~ Sitting on Scary Santa's Lap ~
That Scary Santa that lives in the woods behind The Home Depot.
~ 34 Creepy Santas ~ Sitting on Scary Santa's Lap ~
Santa with yet another newly acquired Puppet Child.
~ 34 of the Funniest Scary Santas ~ Sitting on Bad Santa's Lap ~
Santa Valium.
~ 34 of the Funniest Scary Santas ~ Crying on Santa's Lap
He sees you when you’re sleeping, he lusts when you’re awake…
~ 34 of the Funniest Scary Santas Vintage Christmas photos
If they run out of candy canes, Santa has tons of candy for kids in his van.
~ 34 of the Funniest Scary Santas
Nuclear Holocaust Survivor Santa.
~ 34 of the Funniest Scary Santas ~ Sitting on Bad Santa's Lap
Photobomb Santa.
~ 34 of the Funniest Scary Santas ~ Sitting on Santa's Lap ~
Scotch and Soda Santa.
~ 34 of the Funniest Scary Santas Vintage Christmas pics
Evil Uncle Santa.
~ 34 Creepy Santas ~ Sitting on Scary Santa's Lap ~
The longer you stare at it, the creepier it gets.
~ 34 of the Funniest Scary Santas Sitting on Santa's Lap
The “When You Just Can’t Even” Santa.
~ 34 Creepy Santas ~ Sitting on Scary Santa's Lap ~
“Hellooooooo! Welcome to the Pleasure Dome.”
~ 34 of the Funniest Scary Santas vintage and new
Another failed attempt at escape.
~ 34 of the Funniest and Terrifying Mall Santas ~ crying on Santa's lap
“Screw you, mom.”
~ 34 of the Funniest Bad Santas
The Original Bad Santa.
~ 34 of the Funniest Scary Santas spanking Santa Claus
Oh, how he loves to watch you squirm.
~ 34 of the Funniest Bad Santas ~ vintage and new
Santa… Looking to Negotiate.
~ 34 of the Funniest Scary Santas crying on Santa's lap
As if being in the hospital isn’t scary enough.
~ 34 of the Funniest Terrifying Santas ~ scary clowns visiting girl in hospital
The Held Down By the Man Santa.
~ 34 of the Funniest Scary Santas ~ crazy Santa's lap
Divorced Santa who will “no way in hell” give up custody.
~ 34 of the Funniest Bad Santas - kids sitting on lap
Another rough morning after another rough night.
34 of the Funniest Scary Santas ~ Sitting on Scary Santa's Lap ~
Dollar Store Santa.
~ 34 of the Funniest Scary Santas ~ cheap Santa suit
Santa…  pondering how in the world will he ever be able to let her go.
~ 34 of the Funniest Scary Santas vintage and new pic
I think Santa is a little unhappy with their Momma for allowing all the Holiday Ho makeup.
~ 34 of the Funniest Scary Santas ~ young cheerleaders in too much make-up
Santa and that creepy guy around the corner that still lives in his mom’s basement.
~ 34 of the Funniest Scary Santas vintage and new ~ free candy
Trust no one.
~ 34 of the Funniest Scary Santas
When Santa cracks…
~ 34 of the Funniest Scary Santas
Let’s see, creepy clowns? A nun? A demented Santa? All the right elements for a Stephen King novel.
~ 34 of the Funniest Scary Santas new and vintage photos
Finally… Payback.
~ 34 of the Funniest Scary Santas pulling Santa's beard

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