For years, Ronald McDonald was a respected member of society.
A religious man.
A respectful supporter of law enforcement.
He even volunteered his time to help the elderly.
They began coming onto him.
Oh, it was seemingly innocent, a kiss on the check here and there.
But he like the attention and he wanted more.
And the women were happy to oblige.
Women by the scores.
…Of dirty, dirty men.
But things started to go too far.
He became violent when rejected.
He began harassing women on the street.
Abusing young children.
He developed a terrible drinking problem, which consumed his every waking hour.
Ronald’s life was no Happy Meal.
Ronald McDonald finally crashed and burned when he was arrested for lewd & lascivious behavior.
Some say that you can still stumble across ol’ Ron, a pitiful shell of the fun and joyous clown we remember from our childhood.