Please Obey: Strangely Funny Signs from Around the World

28 Weird Signs of the Times

 

Where old boobs go to die.

Nipple Convalescent Home ~ Funny Strange Signs Lost in Translation

 

Preheat oven to 450 degrees.

Baby Baking ~ Funny Strange Signs Grocery Store

 

God Bless the Public School System.

~ Funny Strange Signs Lost in Translation Misspelled Cereal

 

No, in yo mamma’s!

Inyo Butte ~ Funny Strange Street signs

 

All Other Hoes Please Enter in the Rear.

funny-strange-signs-general-hooker-entrance

 

An associate attentive to your needs will be right with you.

Ring Bell for Meat Service ~ Funny Strange Signs Lost in Translation

 

Cool. I just rang the bell.

Yes we do the hand job ~ Funny Strange Signs Lost in Translation

 

He’s got my vote.

Jeff McElroyt Elect Toronto Mayor Promise to only smoke pot ~ Funny Strange Signs

 

Why you never give directions to a sign maker while you have a mouth full of marshmallows.

Thangs You For Come To Fisting Us ~ Funny Strange Signs Lost in Translation

 

Ladders for the broken home.

You're Not My Real Ladder ~ Step Ladder Sale ~ Funny Strange Signs

 

Rooms by the hour.

Stay at Hotel Yes Please Jacky is Here ~ Funny Strange Signs Lost in Translation

 

Please wait while rabbits mate in your suitcase.

Rabbits in suitcase mating ~ Funny Strange Signs Lost in Translation

 

Sorry, management is not responsible for what our penis tastes like after 3 am.

You Told Us Our Penis Tastes Better Until 3 am ~ Funny Strange Signs Lost Wendy's

 

Whew!

It's Okay to Play With Yourself ~ Funny Strange Signs Lost in Translation

 

Seriously? You have a problem with that?

No Dog Humping ~ Funny Strange Signs Lost in Translation

 

Finally, I found my beach.

Beach of Irregualr Bottoms ~ Funny Strange Signs Lost in Translation

 

Must be an  S & M bar.

India ~ Funny Strange Signs Lost in Translation

 

I have no idea what this sign is for but I’ve suddenly found myself a wee bit turned on.

Thresome ~ Funny Strange Signs Lost in Translation

 

Sit back and enjoy. They’re very good at what they do.

Exhibition Cum Sale ~ Funny Strange Signs Lost in Translation

 

Suppository Sale. This Week Only.

Butt Drugs ~ Funny Strange Signs Lost in Translation

 

However, she will consider a dog if it is well-groomed.

Arlene Fuchs Katz ~ Funny Strange Street signs

 

Amen.

Stopi Taking Selfies ~ Funny Strange Street signs

 

Funny, it was just there a minute ago.

Seldom Seen Road ~ Funny Strange Street Signs

 

Go home sign. You’re drunk.

~ Funny Strange Signs Lost in Translation

 

404.

Translate Server Error ~ Funny Strange Signs Lost in Translation

 

Ugly kids are free to do whatever.

Caution Hot Children ~ Funny Strange Signs Lost in Translation

 

CAUTION: Doing the Happy Dance with Deer is strictly prohibited.

Dancing With Deer ~ Funny Strange Signs

 

I hope it comes with a good basting sauce.

Bone In Butt Ham ~ ~ Funny Strange Signs Lost in Translation

 

Damn. Just my luck.

No Discunt ~ Funny Strange Signs Lost in Translation

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