The Stupid Stupid of the World’s Dumbest Criminals

If Only Idiocracy Was a Crime

Thief Laughs at Joke ~The Stupidest, Dumbest Criminals

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She must of had a ton of rollover minutes

Woman arrested for calling ex-boyfriend 77,000 times in one week ~The Stupidest, Dumbest Criminals

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I guess that’s also like catching the clap from a toilet seat

Man says he failed sobriety test because he was kissing dunk chick ~The Stupidest, Dumbest Criminals

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“Whatever…”~The Stupidest, Dumbest Criminals

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He should have made a run for the border

Shoot-out after Taco Bell customer objects to burrito 50 cent price increase ~The Stupidest, Dumbest Criminals

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Hey, a deal is a deal, and they pinky swore

Jesse Dimmick, Kansas, sues couple he took hostage ~The Stupidest, Dumbest Criminals

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Pawn Star

Nathaniel Coleman, Florida, tries to pawn jewelry at store managed by woman he just robbed

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URSOSTPD

"SMUGLER' license plate lead cops to cocaine smuggler ~The Stupidest, Dumbest Criminals

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How many Likes did he get?

Man shares post on Facebook seeking his arrest, is arrested within the hour ~The Stupidest, Dumbest Criminals

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That kid is such a dildo

Teen talked out of robbing sex shop after being offered a job... then arrested after putting his REAL name on the application ~The Stupidest, Dumbest Criminals

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Here… this is for you…

Man hands gun to cashier by mistake during robbery ~The Stupidest, Dumbest Criminals

Man hands gun to cashier by mistake during robbery ~The Stupidest, Dumbest Criminals

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He’s a keeper

Big mouth Billy Bass scares off would-be burgalar ~The Stupidest, Dumbest Criminals

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Cops would have caught her sooner but they had to sit through an advertisement the wait for the video to buffer

Woman boasts of stealing car, robbing bank in Youtube video ~The Stupidest, Dumbest Criminals

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Oh, the revolving door of the court system…

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Talk about you short-term memory loss

Police, help find my pot! ~The Stupidest, Dumbest Criminals

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Not the Sharpie-est tools in the box

Robbers with permanent marker pen disquises ~The Stupidest, Dumbest Criminals

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I hate it when that happens
Theif butt-dialled 911 ~The Stupidest, Dumbest Criminals

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I bet the cop peeked

MarcoPolo ~ The Stupidest, Dumbest Criminals

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If ever there was a reason for court-ordered sterilization….

Oklahoma mom tries to sell kids on Facebook so she could pay boyfirend's bail ~The Stupidest, Dumbest Criminals

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He also thinks a straight beats a full house

Man tries armed robbery with knife in gun store ~The Stupidest, Dumbest Criminals

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He passed out before he could take advantage of himself
Keen masturbator spikes his own drink with rohypnol ruffie ~The Stupidest, Dumbest Criminals

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Seriously, have you ever smelled his farts????

Queenstown man arrested after fight with wife after he farted in bes and she sprayed him with air freshener ~The Stupidest, Dumbest Criminals

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Someone should have paid a wee bit more attention in driver’s training

Man fails to steal cop car despite being in the front seat with the keys ~The Stupidest, Dumbest Criminals

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Bogarts…

911 caller tired of house smelling like weed when he didn't even get to smoke any ~The Stupidest, Dumbest Criminals

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At least he made his court date

Car thief steals another vehicle to make court date ~The Stupidest, Dumbest Criminals

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Just one more stupid criminal clogging up our judicial system

Man attempted to rob Utica bank with toilet plunger ~The Stupidest, Dumbest Criminals

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Subway Employees: The Brightest of the Bright 
Customer arrested at Subway for trying to pass a counterfeit $40 bill ~The Stupidest, Dumbest Criminals

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And now, the newest inductee into the Stupid Criminals Hall of Fame…
Hilarious drunk dude in pajama pants tries to throw rock through glass door of store, he runs away and falls flat on his face ~The Stupidest, Dumbest Criminals

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What'cha got to say for yourself?