The Stupid Stupid of the World’s 29 Dumbest Criminals

Ripped straight from local newspaper headlines and security cams, this is real life, people!

If Only Idiocracy Was a Crime

She must of had a ton of rollover minutes

I guess that’s also like catching the clap from a toilet seat

“Whatever…”

He should have made a run for the border

Hey, a deal is a deal, and they pinky swore

Meet a Real Life Pawn Star

URSOSTPD

How many Likes did he get?

That kid is such a dildo

“Here. I brought this is for you”

Oopsy.

He’s a keeper

Cops would have caught her sooner but they had to sit through an advertisement then wait for the video to buffer

Oh, the revolving door of the court system…

Talk about you short-term memory loss.

Not the Sharpie-est tools in the box

I hate it when that happens.

I bet the cop peeked

If ever there was a reason for court-ordered sterilization….

He also thinks a straight beats a full house

He passed out before he could take advantage of himself

Man, that stinks.

Someone should have paid a wee bit more attention in driver’s training

Bogarts.

At least he made it on time

Just one more stupid criminal clogging up our judicial system

Subway Employees: The Brightest of the Bright 

And now, the newest inductee into the Dumbest Criminals Hall of Fame…