Happy Psychotic Valentine’s Day
1. As if quotation marks are really needed to drive home the point
2. With love, from your crazy psycho incestuous sister
3. I guess pen is a euphemism for something else
4. They warned me that her love was transmittable
5. I believe that there are laws against this
6. Oh sure, all is grand until you’re bludgeoned to death by his crazy ex-girlfriend
7. Did someone say “bludgeoned”?
8. With Love, from Lorena Bobbitt
9. Careful. I think he’s serious this time
11. I feel ashamed just looking at this
12. If he asks ya to go hot tubbing, think twice
13. Oh, leave it to Popeye to come right out and say what’s on his mind
14. My, that’s a little presumptuous, wouldn’t you say?
15. Who doesn’t place Ronald McDonald as Lord & Master above all others?
16. Stand back. It really is packing a load
18. For those looking to get even during a messy divorce
20. Wow. That escalated quickly
21. yep. In a big weigh…. A big flaccid weigh
22. My heavens! Is that all it takes?
23. Oh, great. Now I have this disturbing image to haunt my dreams for all eternity
24. C’mon, kids! Let’s all play inside the abandoned refrigerator!
25. From the masochist with low self-esteem
26. Please be a little more direct, I’m not sure I’m getting it
27. Does meth make you wanna kill, too?
28. Thank you, pussy cat
28. Another bad break-up
29. What the hell are fuzzy worms… Ohhhh!
30. Frankly, I think she stole his eyes and other body parts
31. Hope that’s not his wife in the bucket