You Have a Dirty Mind

{ As If You Needed Proof }

But here ya go…

1. Like this folded piece of paper

2. Or this nice boy who’s giving his sister a little boost

3. Or this nicely trimmed trunk

4. Even this exciting attack from behind

5. Or these elegant railing rods

6. Or this guy who only bent over to pick up his sack

7. And these sweet, sticky pieces of candy

8. Or this hand who’s job is to rock hard tonight

9. And these lovely eye lashes

10. And this woman’s plump travel pillow

11. Or this hot ride

12. Or this girl looking for her class ring

13. And this guy who’s up for a salty treat

14. Or this one that’s ready for a two-way face time

15. Or the weatherman who’s pressure system is rising

16. Or this excited lad

17. Or this puckered-up Grandma

18. Or this where it might be good to buy a vowel

19. Or these close friends having a fun night out

20. Or Tom Brady who obviously loved the feel of his balls

21. Or this fine gentleman who took a pause for refreshment

22. Or this areal view of Fantasy Island

23. And this pure, innocent angel overcome with joy

24. Or the girl & boy who are eager to lend a helping hand

25. Or this woman expressing her love for office supplies

26. And this kite soaring to new heights

27. And this lamp (don’t touch, it’s hot)

28. Or Baby Elmo getting a good scrubbin’

29. Or this huge pipes working it hard at the steel mill

30. And this happy little Christmas elf that has a special present for you

31. Or these two straws stuck deep in the drink

32. And this wood that could get you into deep trouble

33. Or this firm, oversized thumb’s up

34. Or this slice of salty meat

35. Or these brothers who love what they do

36. And this perfectly sauced Chicken Gyro

37. And finally, this newswoman showing you where it’s at