20 Funny Church Signs That Might Send Someone to Hell

better start praying…

Oh, Good Lord! What Were They Thinking?

 

That’s what they all say.
20 Funny & Inappropriate Church Signs ~ Size Never Matters

 

Go figure. I would have guessed that would have come from a Catholic Church.

20 Funny & Inappropriate Church Signs ~ He touched me

 

Forget about the Puerto Ricans…

20 Funny & Inappropriate Church Signs ~ Our prayers are with the Black family

 

WARNING: Chocking Hazard

20 Funny & Inappropriate Church Signs ~ Your miracle is still in your mouth

 

Proof even God isn’t immune to bad puns.

20 Funny & Inappropriate Church Signs ~ Lent It's not just for belly buttons

 

Things are looking up…

20 Funny & Inappropriate Church Signs ~

 

If it feels good…

20 Funny & Inappropriate Church Signs ~ Jesus is touching you

 

You dirty girl. You dirty, dirty girl.

20 Funny & Inappropriate Church Signs ~ Fill your cracks with Christ

 

Why I always left their church services feeling all frustrated.

20 Funny & Inappropriate Church Signs ~ Surely I come quickly

 

But now that I am cool, he’s moved on.

20 Funny & Inappropriate Church Signs ~ Hipster Jesus

 

Please use the rear entrance.

20 Funny & Inappropriate Church Signs ~ God Enters Door in Rear

 

Satin?

20 Funny & Inappropriate Church Signs ~ Get behind me Satan

 

Oh, Pastor Paul!

20 Funny & Inappropriate Church Signs ~ Open your mouth and I will fill it

 

The feeling is mutual.

20 Funny & Inappropriate Church Signs ~

 

Lucky.

20 Funny & Inappropriate Church Signs ~ thy kingdom come especially in me.

 

I wouldn’t be too sure about that.

20 Funny & Inappropriate Church Signs ~ Prayer the only call the government can't hear

 

Breaking Bad. Breaking Bread.

20 Funny & Inappropriate Church Signs ~ Meth Church

 

Well, someone does.

20 Funny & Inappropriate Church Signs ~ Misspelled God doesn't make mistakes

 

Ouch! That’s a little judgmental.

20 Funny & Inappropriate Church Signs ~ Beyonce had her baby. Satan is on earth.

 

Someone’s a little bitter over declining attendance numbers.

20 Funny & Inappropriate Church Signs ~ What difference does it make which church you stay home from

What'cha got to say for yourself?