26 Hilarious & Sarcastic Dear Blank, Please Blank Letters

Jared Wunsch had a bad experience. Don’t know what it was, but it was bad enough to inspire him, along with friend Hans Johnson, to create the website Dear blank, Please blank.

The site allows people, following a simple letter writing format, to anonymously post their own frustrations, views and experiences. And of course, readers can comment and vote for the best letters. Submissions range from touching and sad, to insightful and observant, hopeful and revealing, to funny (and my personal fav) sarcastic.

Below are 26 examples of the best of the best from the latter listed above. Enjoy!

 

Admit it Mary, you slept with another guy, Joseph ~ Funny Dear blank, Please blank letters


World of Warcraft, saving my son's virginity ~ Funny Dear blank, Please blank letters

 

Dear Fork, you have a baby, Sincerely Spoon ~ Funny Dear blank, Please blank letters Spork

 

Don't want to sound slutty but use me. Grammar ~ Funny Dear blank, Please blank letters

 

Rubik's Cube Solded ~ Colorblind ~ Funny Dear blank, Please blank letters

 

Recent college graduates have to move in with the parents ~ Funny Dear blank, Please blank letters

 

Noah's Ark & Unicorns ~ Funny Dear blank, Please blank letters

 

Nazis & Hitler: I said Juice! ~ Funny Dear blank, Please blank letters

 

Parents walking in during movie sex scene ~ Funny Dear blank, Please blank letters

 

Math, Solve your own problems ~ Funny Dear blank, Please blank letters

 

J.k. Rowling & Gingers ~ Funny Dear blank, Please blank letters

 

Karma's a bith: Icebergs, Global Warming & The Titanic ~ Funny Dear blank, Please blank letters

 

Hipsters We're Freezing ~ Funny Dear blank, Please blank letters

 

Board of Education ~ Funny Dear blank, Please blank letters

 

I wasn't drunk ~ Funny Dear blank, Please blank letters

 

Do me now! homework ~ Funny Dear blank, Please blank letters

 

Yolo Yodo Pessimist ~ Funny Dear blank, Please blank letters

 

It's Disney's Fault, how you raised us ~ Funny Dear blank, Please blank letters

 

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Bye Virginity, Sincerely Alcohol ~ Funny Dear blank, Please blank letters

 

Popular Girls at Hooters ~ Funny Dear blank, Please blank letters

 

I'd hit that ~ Funny Dear blank, Please blank letters

 

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt ~ Funny Dear blank, Please blank letters

 

Diet Coke & Mentos ~ Funny Dear blank, Please blank letters

 

Made ya look! ~ Funny Dear blank, Please blank letters

 

I can make your girlfriend scream louder ~ Funny Dear blank, Please blank letters

What'cha got to say for yourself?