The Best of the Worst in Classic Gospel, Rock, World Music, and Self Help Vinyl LPs

Funny Album Cover Art Gone Bad

Wow. I’ve fantasized about under a waterfall. But in a lifeboat? Kinky!

Yes, just relax. The roofies will kick in shortly.

“Super Size Me Jesus?” That’s being a little forward, don’t ya think?

From 1981… Give it a listen here while ya stare at her strategically placed Teddy Duck.

Pharrell’s got nothin’ on this happy clan.

Hell yes, those are some Goddamn great drums!

The House Band of KKK Rallies everywhere.

When mannequins dance.

How can one man look so thoughtful and debonair while wearing a ladies sweater?

No means No, Zanna.

When God smiled on Ronald Coyne, he must not have been in a very good mood.

Is that what she calls it?

I hear he’s very “hands-on”.

Yes, Cuby is a simple man. A very simple, crazy drunk, doddering man.

Rock stars get all the chicks.

Hop in his van. He’s got free some candy you might like.

Nothing 50 bucks can’t fix.

Looks like ol’ Glenn caught the Feline Immunodeficiency Virus.

Now there’s a record that should get you going.

Yes, for just 75 cents a day, you can help Randy escape the suffocating grip of his mother.

Where is this establishment? I must go there.