One Man’s Trash is Another’s Man’s Junk
Cool. I always wanted to smell like Abe Lincoln.
Damn you, Mrs Leonard! She made that just for you!
Is that Walter White from Breaking Bad massaging the foot of a woman with Elephantiasis?
Wow. Kinda looks like a white, blond-haired Obama.
Nice. A Bach Door Monkey Hummel.
Gee, Mom, you’re as ungrateful as Mrs. Leonard.
Looks like like someone’s udderly drunk.
It looks like it’s pooping.
Now if he can unlock that lock with the key on his head… Bravo, my man!
C’mon, girls. Let’s get Sassy!
Drink up to the World’s Longest Military Conga Line.
Who wouldn’t want multiple coasters of an old romantic Hawaiian couple they do not know?
Careful. They’re spring loaded.
I only know ‘cuz Smitty, my grandparents next-door neighbor, had one.
This is still on the rack? HOW? I want this suit!
Awesome. Tripping hunting dogs.
Nothing can build your confidence more than the Self Esteem Moose.
No wait… I’m sorry. It’s just a moose with self esteem.
Those monks look like they got shot in the movie Terminator II.
Come to think of it, there are a lot of soccer players around the world named Jesus.
That’s just disturbing. I now hate clowns even more.
Who woulda guessed?
The T-shirt for the true Romantic at heart.
Or shatter them…
Grandma, playing the Bongo Balls again.
What’s up with those screw holes? What on earth would you screw those creepy onto?
Wow. It’s old AND unopened! Must be worth a fortune!
You know what’s weird. Sometime long ago someone said, “You know what will sell? Dopey newlywed dolls stuffed in a mayonnaise jar!” Even stranger, someone answered, “That’s a great idea. I’ll bank roll it!”
Creepy Disco Santa.
Perfect to hang over any child’s bed.
“Excuse me, miss. I’ve got this jar at home. Would you have anything good with which I could cover that jar?”
Buddha raising the roof before playing a football game?
Nothing pulls a room together quite like a lion with his balls pointed up towards the heavens.
Gee, that sounds great. Fun for all Isis.
Not sure if that mouse pad will make a guy’s carpal tunnel better or lead to making it worse.