Smile. Your Kin Ain’t This Crazy.
(well, maybe they are)
When, “Wait, one more!” went one too many.
A simple mistake on picture day that would haunt Cody the rest of his life.
Early to rise. Early to shine.
When it comes to refined board skills & proper skating etiquette, I beg you to find a more qualified teacher than Ms Eunice.
Clowns. They’ve eaten our young and have become amphibious.
Unfortunately for Larry, the centaur body he always longed for turned out to be that of a mare.
Despite the endless years of loneliness, Tobias still refused to lower his expectations.
Helen’s new Facebook profile pic. Compliments of her daughter Katie.
Never stand in front of Susie when there’s a photo to be taken.
Despite the rumors, I did find a date for our 5th grade Graduation Dance.
According to Kevin, “the ladies were always one more button away from paradise”.
Halley & Monica with what they refer to as “The Receiving Tree”.
Another swingin’ night at the Kokomo Super 8 with Sharon, Ted, and their neighbor Lois.
For the Gilcrest sisters, the higher the waistline, the safer their virginity.
Just when they had nearly abandoned all hope, Janice & Ned were blessed when the artificial insemination finally took hold.
The Delroy twins. They only come out at night.
Uncle Josh, always ready to lend a hand.
Fish. Bread & Wine. Mahnoor’s dowry was surely stacked in his favor.
The creepy Dincolo kids. They’re in your backyard now.