Crazy Funny LPs

Crank Up the Worst in Vintage Vinyl Album Cover Art

By the size of his family, I’d say good old’ dad might know what he’s talking’ about!

Music for Listening? Wow. That’s a novel idea.

And no one ever believed that Brita would ever experience to joy of true love.

Geez, how many times can they go in one night?

More like Gray on Gray, but one can dream, can’t he?

Control yourself, ladies.

Could be worse. They could be shovin’ something’ else in your ear.

If I hear mom & dad sing “The Old Rugged Cross” one more time I swear I’ll shoot myself.

First off, they’re a Quintet. Secondly, avoid anything called “Pooter”.

What the hell is she going to do with that cobra?

Candy’s a pillow biter.

We stole their land. We gave them small pox. Now, this…

I’m sure they’re full of secrets. Lots of dirty, dirty secrets.

But we all know that the secrets of happiness are knowing the secrets of successful varmint calling.

Featuring the hits: “Roll Out The Communion Wafers” & “I Don’t Want Him, You Can Have Him, God’s Too Fat For Me”.

Wow… For a second I swore that was Bruce Jenner