19 Creepy Weird Toys for Kids

Disturbingly Strange Toys

 

1. Ever wonder where a horse gets its tail?
Creepy Weird Kids Toys ~ My Pretty Pony Doll Head Tail Creepy Weird Kids Toys ~ My Pretty Pony Doll Head Tail

 

2. Harry Potter & The One Pink Hand.
Creepy Weird Kids Toys ~ Pink Hand Harry Potter

 

3. Is it a bird? Is it short bus? No! It’s Specialman!
Creepy Weird Kids Toys ~ special man superman

 

4. Teletubby Phone has seen some shit.
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5. “My name is Robert. But you can call me Bob Cop.”
weird disturbing kids toys robo cop

 

6. “Just kill me.”

Creepy Weird Kids Toys ~ Scary Crabbie Doll

 

7. Yep. Doesn’t look like a penis one bit.

Creepy Weird Kids Toys ~ Bubble Wand Penis

 

8. Iceberg-bot sold separately.

Creepy Weird Kids Toys ~ Titanicbot

 

9. Because the name “Woody” wasn’t suggestive enough.

Creepy Weird Kids Toys ~ Suggestive Woody

 

10.  A throwback to the good ol’ days when dolls looked like they legitimately wanted to murder you in your sleep.

Creepy Weird Kids Toys ~ scary dolls

 

11.  Spiderman, Spiderman. Your friendly hung Spiderman.

Creepy Weird Kids Toys ~ spiderman balloon penis

 

12. Because who doesn’t want to role play TSA airport security?

Creepy Weird Kids Toys ~ Playmobil TSA Airport Security

 

13. Repeat: This is not a dildo.

Creepy Weird Kids Toys ~ E.T. Finger Dildo Creepy Weird Kids Toys ~ E.T. Finger Dildo

 

14. Puberty hits hard and heavy in Japan.

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15. I saw the face of god and it was weeping.

Creepy Weird Kids Toys ~ Vintage Organ Piano Baby

 

16. Re-live the teeth-pulling fun of the dentist with this drill’n’fill Play-Doh set. Novocaine sold separately.

weird disturbing kids playdoh drill'n'fill dentist

 

17. There’s a reason good ol’ Jolly was featured in the movie Poltergeist.

Creepy Weird Kids Toys ~ Jolly Monkey Cymbals

 

18. Just put your lips together and blow.
Creepy Weird Kids Toys ~ Wolverine Blow Up Penis

 

19. And finally, Russian roulette. FOR KIDS!

Creepy Weird Kids Toys ~ Russian Roulette

source: buzzfeed

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