I am thankful for…
While you may dread sitting around the family dining table on Thanksgiving while your mom continually wonders out loud why you don’t have a decent job like your brother Dennis, or listening to Uncle Leo complain about that rash on his privates, or your mother-law proclaiming her answers for everything, there are some people who are truly thankful– though be it their reasons may seem crazy wacko cuckoo… like these people…
1. Hey, at least they get an A+ for effort!
2. Bacon > Turkey < Bacon
3. This boy’s going places.
4. You probably think this song is about you, don’t you, don’t you.
5. Get off FB Savannah.
6. Word to the Wise… Avoid Thanksgiving dinner at his house.
7. Don’t forget to thankful for good customer service.
8. Be thankful your mom isn’t on social media.
9. Also that she doesn’t reveal her true feelings on FB.
10. Hope you feel better. Nothing years of therapy can’t cure.
11. I’m with this guy.
12. Maybe he’s a lumberjack.
13. And I’m thankful for the Public School System.
14. Well, the kid does have a point.
16. I feel you, bro.