33 Awkward, Creepy Santas: Scary Laps From Hell

Ho, ho, ho! Hee, hee, hee! Demented, twisted, and downright horrifyingly funny Kringles! Such an odd tradition, ain’t it?– plopping our beloved kids and babies down on a stranger man’s lap at our neighborhood mall. Well, these classic Christmas photos of awkwardly creepy Santas just might make you think twice. Enjoy and recall your own terrifying memories!

Merry Christmas, Love Creepy Santas

Satan Claus.

Creepy Santas ~ Awkward Funny Sitting On Santa's Lap Pictures

 

“I will get you for this, Mother! You shall pay and pay dearly you will!”

Creepy Santas ~ Awkward Funny Sitting On Santa's Lap Pictures

 

Santa… the precise moment the acid kicked in.

Creepy Santas ~ Awkward Funny Sitting On Santa's Lap Pictures

 

Sanford & Son Santa.

Creepy Santas ~ Awkward Funny Sitting On Santa's Lap Pictures

 

Incognito Claus.

Creepy Santas ~ Awkward Funny Sitting On Santa's Lap Pictures

 

Huh, Santa kinda looks like a bald Jeb Bush.

Creepy Santas ~ Awkward Funny Sitting On Santa's Lap Pictures

 

The last known picture of Mother, George and Willis.

Creepy Santas ~ Awkward Funny Sitting On Santa's Lap Pictures

 

Something tells me little Nancy didn’t ask Santa for a right hook to the head.

Creepy Santas ~ Awkward Funny Sitting On Santa's Lap Pictures

 

Plastic Surgery Santa.

Creepy Santas ~ Awkward Funny Sitting On Santa's Lap Pictures

 

Santa, thinking about that bottle of Wild Turkey waiting on his night stand.

Creepy Santas ~ Awkward Funny Sitting On Santa's Lap Pictures

 

Santa flashing indescriminately flashing gang signs.

Creepy Santas ~ Awkward Funny Sitting On Santa's Lap Pictures

 

Wittness Protection Plan Santa.

Creepy Santas ~ Awkward Funny Sitting On Santa's Lap Pictures

 

Santa, when he just can’t even.

Creepy Santas ~ Awkward Funny Sitting On Santa's Lap Pictures

 

Get the Hell Outta Here, Kid Clause.

Creepy Santas ~ Awkward Funny Sitting On Santa's Lap Pictures

 

Botox Claus.

Creepy Santas ~ Awkward Funny Sitting On Santa's Lap Pictures

 

Rubbing his head and making a wish.

Creepy Santas ~ Awkward Funny Sitting On Santa's Lap Pictures

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