You Had One Job and You Failed So Hard

Obviously, failure was an option.

One Job. You Failed. But We Still Love You.

(Maybe even more)

 

What’d’ya expect? Chemistry is hard.

Chemistry is hard... But Close Enough... One Job Fails

 

The Bench of Shame.

The Bench of Shame... One job fails

 

Blah, blah, blah…

Blah, Blah, Blah... 27 One Job Fails

 

For those who have trouble with simple addition…

For those who have trouble with addition... One Job Fails

 

May the Logic be with you.

May the Logic Be With You... One Job Fails

 

Just add a Puma and Converse logo and I’m all in.

Just add a New Balance and Converse logo and I'm in!

 

Street lights for those in heaven.

Street lights for those in heaven.

 

Flame Broiled Nothing.

Flame Broiled Nothing... One Job Fails

 

WoW! And it’s not even my birthday!

WoW! And it's not even my birthday! .. One job fails head the perfect gift

 

The Lot of the Lazy.

Follow the leader. The Lot of the Lazy.

 

It’s Ice. It’s was you do. A three letter word. How can you screw that up? That’s cold.

It's Ice. It's was you do. A three letter word. How can you screw that up? That's cold.

 

Even the sign guy was drunk when he went for his 2 am Denny’s Grand Slam. But hey, aren’t we all?

Even the sign guy was drunk when he went for his 2 am Denny's Grand Slam. But the, aren't we all?

 

Close enough.

Close enough.

 

Well, at least give’em a point for getting all the right letters.

Well,at least give'em a point for getting all the right letters.

 

Symbol Dyslexia.

Symbol Dyslexia.

 

For the happiest day of your life…For the happiest day of your life... one job fails

 

Ol’ Johnny Hekker needs a little sunblock… just sayin’.

Ol' Johnny Hekker needs a little sunblock... just sayin'.

 

All lemon. All the time.
All lemon. All the time.

 

Hey! I have a cousin named Noly! This must be her sprivate lane.

Hey! I have a cousin named Noly! This must be her special lane.

 

I guess that would fall into the same category as vegetarian lamb chops.

Isn't that kinda like vegetarian lamb chops? ... 27 One Job Fails

 

No wonder I never got my order.

No wonder I never got my order.

 

The gift that keeps on giving… until it gets brown spots.

The Gift That Keeps on Giving... One Job Fails Mother's Day

 

In other words, clean it yourself.

In other words, clean it yourself... One Job Fails

 

Souperman and his faithful side kick Grilled Cheese Sandwich Boy!

Superman! And his sidekick Grilled Cheese Sandwich Boy!

 

When you give up straight from the start.

When you just give up right from the start

 

When you have no concept of time.

From someone who has no concept of time.... One job fails

 

You had directions! And they weren’t even from IKEA!

You had directions! And they weren't even from IKEA!

What'cha got to say for yourself?