Obviously, failure was an option.
One Job. You Failed. But We Still Love You.
(Maybe even more)
What’d’ya expect? Chemistry is hard.
The Bench of Shame.
Blah, blah, blah…
For those who have trouble with simple addition…
May the Logic be with you.
Just add a Puma and Converse logo and I’m all in.
Street lights for those in heaven.
Flame Broiled Nothing.
WoW! And it’s not even my birthday!
The Lot of the Lazy.
It’s Ice. It’s was you do. A three letter word. How can you screw that up? That’s cold.
Even the sign guy was drunk when he went for his 2 am Denny’s Grand Slam. But hey, aren’t we all?
Well, at least give’em a point for getting all the right letters.
Ol’ Johnny Hekker needs a little sunblock… just sayin’.
All lemon. All the time.
Hey! I have a cousin named Noly! This must be her sprivate lane.
I guess that would fall into the same category as vegetarian lamb chops.
No wonder I never got my order.
The gift that keeps on giving… until it gets brown spots.
In other words, clean it yourself.
Souperman and his faithful side kick Grilled Cheese Sandwich Boy!
When you give up straight from the start.
When you have no concept of time.
You had directions! And they weren’t even from IKEA!