The Worst Restaurant Names – The Bad & The Funny

Ah, Thanksgiving! That wonderful time of year when families come together to share in love and harmony over a succulent feast, burn the trailer down with the turkey deep fryer, and fling forks across the room at your drunk mother-in-law because you just can’t take one more of here insults.

But gathering around the family table overloaded with golden brown turkey, possum bacon stuffing, and that cranberry sauce glob that makes that weird slurpy sound when you shake it out of the can isn’t for everyone. Some families prefer to visit a fine local dinning establishment instead. And for those, here are 28 bad restaurants you may want to avoid.

…so much for urban legend.

Mmm… I can feel the swelling already.

Oh, it looks good from the outside, but I assure you, it’s pretty dank and dark on the inside.

That must be one hot pizza.

Really? How many flavors are there?

Do not order the soup.

…the former Head Chef of the Golden Shower Cafe I presume…

Ya don’t have to tell me twice.

It’s safe to eat the sausage.

If only I had gone to Cabbage & Condoms…

Don’t argue. It’s free.

Hey… at least they’re honest.

Insert your own joke here.

No thank you. I prefer to stay out here.

It’s My Dung and proud of it… dammit!

For those who prefer their kabobs on the overly-large side.

Say please…

Does this mean I have a brother?

Orders must be placed 6 hours in advance… it takes a while to stew.

I hear they serve the best Snoop Dogg in the region… pho SHIZZLE!

Oh, like adding a hyphen makes it more palatable…

…add corn for just $1.00 more.

If ya need me, I’ll be with the kids!

Stay away from the Secret Sauce!

Isn’t that illegal?

It’s tough out there… a lot of people are taking second jobs… pho SHIZZLE!

Goes great with the filet mignon.

Just like a good neighbor…