Crazy Strange & Weird Maternity Pics

C’mon, Dads! By the looks of these funny pregnancy photos, your man card should be revoked immediately! What is it about maternity that brings out the worst? Well, these awful pics of won’t help but they are funny!

“Oh, Please God… Let it be mine… Let it be mine… Please… Please… Please…”

“Race ya to see who lactates first!”

Looks like Dad done bagged more than a gobbler…

“Muck you…”

Yeah… we know you’re pregnant… Ya ain’t gotta show us how it happened.

“Good boy… Now back to the puppy farm… Your work here is done…”

Eeeeeew! Daddy’s a Creeper!

“Yeah, drink up, baby!… Momma’s about to pop!”

Mr. & Mrs. Congeniality… Damn, that baby’s gonna have the Evil Eye!

Gonna be funny if that baby don’t look nothing like that tattoo!

Damn, she’s got you fooled!  That’s a beach ball, you idiot!

“Shhhhhhh!… Listen!  I can hear the baby doing math problems!”

Wow… I’m just speechless over this one… You come up with something.

Just a few more weeks and she’ll be back to serving drinks at The Bunny Club

Someone please take his Man Card and cut it into pieces!