Happy VD!

Nothing in this world says I Love You quite like bad tattoos! And on the plus side, they last forever!  So put yer eye on some the of worst and ugliest tattoos that are just os plum ripe for the perfect Valentines Day!

Who don’t like Candy fer Valentine’s Day?

Yep, this here’s the one that made my momma fall in love with my daddy… your’s too?

Speakin’ of mom & dad… nothin’ express yer love for’em than puttin’ it right above yer ass!

Just like Springsteen sang…  “Everybody’s got a hairy heart…”

A nice, gnarly, knotty, drippy heart thing…  Right above yer dresser drawer handles…

Pre or post stretch marks??

Yes… Tradgedy…  …Beautiful?… Not so much.

Lucky for you, he’s available.

Don’t cha just want to melt in his arms?

Please… do not touch me.

Somehow, I don’t think it’s the college she’s obsessing over.

What lady doesn’t like a rose for Valentines Day?

Now yer speakin’ my language!

Happy Valentines Day Everyone!  Love “Stinky the Drunk, Belligerent Clown”.