More Funny Signs from Around the World

Put yer eye on a new round of Funny Signs!  Why people don’t take the time to read what they write before they go to the sign printer beats the heck outta me! Oh, sure, some are lost in translation. I get that.  But lordy, the sexual innuendos, the missing letters, and just plain lunacy are somethin’ else! But I do love’em. Take a gander. You will, too!

Do you mean “your kittens aren’t made with squash?”  Are you inviting me to “squash your kittens?!?!?!”  What?!?  What do you mean????

Seriously!  I had a penguin under my car once. The bastard cut my brake line and I ended up driving over a cliff.

Now that’s a business model I wish I thought of!

These dudes should hook up with those guys helping those virgins.

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Yup. That’s just the plate I want on my daughter’s car.

Wow! That’s a lot less than I paid for my son’s at the hospital!

Why, when I was your age…

…all WE had was “No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service”!

Do NOT order the Happy Meal.

Now available on DVD in the Adult Section…

I usually do.

Glad to see the hoers are up and working. Now if we could only get the shovelers working.

Drink all day… Make bad sign.

“Welcome.”  from Rev. Jim Jones.

Damn straight! Only us ‘mericans got the write ta bucher are-natiff langwage!