Bad, Bad Eyebrow Fails
Funny how we can screw up fuzzy little things of God’s creation. But obviously, we can in ugly, horrible and stupid ways! Put yer eyes on these – the worst eyebrows! And you thought you had bad eyebrows!
The Double M-Dash look…
Madonna’s daughter sportin’ the “Open Zipper”… diggin’ the little-fizz-stache, too.
They call this look the “Duelin’ Baby Sperms”…
The tri-stache? The eye-stache? The baby caterpillars?
The naturalist… eyebrows that grow with you.
The Yeti.
The Male Octopi-Creeper.
I hear her husband’s blind so she did them in braille to be nice.
The Bert from Sesame Street…
Why just have eyebrows when you can have a lovely personal greeting?
If you stick’em up high enough, you’ll always look surprised!
They say the shortest distance between ugly and ridiculous is a straight line.
Somethin’ tells me the unibrow is the last thing we need to be worryin’ about.
The Tiny Little Parenthesis look.
The Fungus Amongus.
Always underline to add perspective and emphasis. If that doesn’t work… Italicize!
The Madame Zeldaaaaaaaah!!!!!!
The Feathered Look.
Hell, who needs eyebrows.
4 Comments
I liked the bad eyebrows article. Except that they included a child. Just because she was famous as Madonnas daughter, she was still too young in this to be included. Celebrity or not leave them alone until they are responsible for their own choices. Then we can make fun a little.
Grеat post.
Realmente interesante, muy buen articulo. Gracias.
LOL