More of the Bad in Funny Album Cover Art

One thing I miss dearly about LPs are the album covers. They’re like artwork you can hold in your hands. Unfortunately, ya won’t find any of these really, really bad album covers hangin’ in a Soho gallery! Put yer eye on 23 of the Worst Album Covers Ever!

Uhm… that ain’t a turtle.

Sure hope they sing better than they count… 2…3…4…

Featuring background vocals by Jerry Sandusky.

Looks to me you do it more like a carpenter.

And this never went Gold??????

They probably heard you sing.

…currently employed as a Rodeo Clown.

“Come To The Chapel Or I’ll Punch Your Face!”

“Weeeeeeeeeeee!”

Hell, who needs this? Just plop on Happy Hands!!!

I just love me a good hair band.

Finally! Someone with hairier legs than me!

I’m a-scared.

Those wacky Catholics.

Man-o-Wrong!

I hear Ed Gein loved this album.

No thanks. I ate earlier.

Would ya like to borrow my glasses, too?

I thought Heaven was supposed to be a happy place!

You should see what she can do with her feet.

Beware of those nimble fingers… Ya don’t know where they’ve been.

Looks like she’s gettin’ some wood.

Think I just threw up a little in my mouth.

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