Uhm, Them Tats Don’t Wash Off

Lordy! Put yer eye on more of the Worst Tattoos Ever! Bad ain’t the word for it. These funny tattoos are some of the ugliest ideas I’ve ever come across. How many bottles of Jagermeister ya think it took for these lame-brains to come up with these horrible bad tattoos and ideas?

Well, Lorena Bobbit… I’m surely keeping my wood away from that!

…I’m prayin’ that thing clears up!

Have you ever been so sad that you can’t but help cry spiders?

Please tell me that ain’t real!

Don’t forget Saggy Bitch, too!

Poor Kevin. I’m sure you didn’t want it that way.

Someone, please explain this one to me…

Well, that eliminates every future Lori from his life…

Ya kiss your momma with that mouth?

Is it any wonder why chicks dig him?

Looks like Chloe needs some dental work… and eye surgery.

Well, “Pretty” wasn’t quite the word I was searching for…

My next what…?