Awkward Family Christmas Photos: 24 Ho Ho Horribles!

Hell, just because it’s the holidays don’t mean it’s immune to bad, awkward family Christmas photos! Heck, maybe it’s the eggnog. Perhaps the mental illness induced by Holiday shopping specials. Maybe even the artificial happiness and cheer people use as a front to help hide the fact there are dead bodies buried in the basement. Lord knows. but whatever it is, it produces some of the creepiest, funniest, awkward family Christmas Card photos around. Enjoy!

It’s Beginning to Look Like Another Awkward Family Christmas

 

“Why does Daddy always have to taunt the Nutcrackers?”

 Funny Awkward Family Christmas Photos ~ Daddy Nutcracker ~

 

Nothing says Merry Christmas quite like a leopard kill.

24 Funny Family Christmas Photos ~ Card with Stuffed Dead Animals

 

“Swimming, kids. Kids. You’re life is about swimimming and swimming only. Swimming. Swimming is all your pathetic little lives will EVER be about… Swimming!”

24 Funny Family Christmas Photos ~  Kids in Speedos

 

I think you need better Camo… We can still see you.

24 Funny Family Christmas Photos ~ Cammo Christmas

 

From our medicine cabinet to yours… Happy Percodan Christmas.

24 Funny Family Christmas Photos ~  Happy Medicated Holidays

 

Ah, those wonderful Christmas memories, back when everyone wished that they were part of someone else’s family.

~ 24 Funny Creepy Family Christmas Photos

 

Why’s Santa looked so… so… Satisfied?

24 Funny Family Christmas Photos ~  Danger Giant Penis Santa's Lap

 

Suddenly at Tiffany and Heather’s house…  Christmas took a turn for the worse.

24 Funny Family Christmas Photos ~

 

Oh, sure…  That’s EXACTLY what Grandma wanted for Christmas.

24 Funny Family Christmas Photos ~  Grandma Tae Bo

 

Looks like somebody shoulda shook it more than once.

24 Funny Family Christmas Photos ~  Pee Spot Pants

 

Now we know why Uncle Jack always thought there were two Santa Claus’s.

24 Funny Family Christmas Photos ~  Cross-eyed Christmas Portrait

 

I guess Dad’s pajamas were still in the washing machine.

24 Funny Family Christmas Photos ~  Naked Dad Pajamas

 

“May all your Holiday’s be Merry & Brightly Tanned”

– from Sunny & Jeff Murphy and kids.

24 Funny Family Christmas Photos ~  Spray Tan Mom

 

I know who’s Christmas Party I’m skipping this year!

24 Funny Family Christmas Photos ~  Naked Fig Leaf Family

 

Well, they all felt they had to go through with it… Mom spent the entire year making those costumes.

24 Funny Family Christmas Photos ~

 

Well… we all know what little Chastity wants for Christmas.

24 Funny Family Christmas Photos ~  Kid on Santa's Lap Balloon Penis

 

Sad, really… By the next Christmas, Toby and his little dogs had left her for another man.

24 Funny Family Christmas Photos ~  Dachshunds

 

Looks like one little girl didn’t get what she wanted.

24 Funny Family Christmas Photos ~  Girl Giving Finger

 

Have a Merry Bob Evans Christmas.

24 Funny Family Christmas Photos ~  Plaid Checks Tablecloths

 

No amount of booze could make the Simon’s family Christmas any brighter.

24 Funny Family Christmas Photos ~  Drunk and Unhappy

 

“Cheeeeeeese!”

24 Funny Family Christmas Photos ~  Vintage Monkey Spaceman

 

After killing the 8 tiny reindeer for meat, the Murphy’s held Santa captive in their Idaho Dooms Day Bunker.

24 Funny Family Christmas Photos ~  Couple, Guns Santa

 

 Merry Christmas from Team Jimmy Joe!

24 Funny Family Christmas Photos ~  Santa Claus Tombstone

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